Beerball Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Need a gift idea for someone I don't like, but whose party I can't avoid.He is a smarmy know-it-all prick and a Pats fan (if there is a difference). 387232[/snapback] Crap, you made a monkey out of me. Until you mentioned pats fan I was thinking of someone else! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#89 Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Nope - ill equipped for such endeavors. May I casually recommend asking #89? 387361[/snapback] Sorry honey, I'm dry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 If he shakes in the AM and drinks every night, then chances are, he's an alcoholic. 387240[/snapback] Unless he doesn't go to meetings. Then he's just a drunk. This dude has drinking problems, Gidge, and you need out immediately. Be careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 What's the fastest animal on Earth? Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Why is LABillzfan so interested in mail-order Internet brides? Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 21, 2005 Author Share Posted July 21, 2005 What's the fastest animal on Earth? Mike 387404[/snapback] A cow dropped from a helicopter. No, it's actually a peregrine falcon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 21, 2005 Author Share Posted July 21, 2005 Why is LABillzfan so interested in mail-order Internet brides? Mike 387415[/snapback] Lack of evolution throughout his lineage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Because nuturing is genetic and women think they have the power to change people - when in reality the only one who can make the required decision is the person with the problem. 387293[/snapback] Or a government program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 What's the fastest animal on Earth? Mike 387404[/snapback] It sure as hell isn't BF in the kitchen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 What are the long term implications of Scott Rolen's lingering shoulder problems? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 21, 2005 Author Share Posted July 21, 2005 What are the long term implications of Scott Rolen's lingering shoulder problems? 387517[/snapback] He'll end up as roadkill on the superhighway to baseball immortality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 He'll end up as roadkill on the superhighway to baseball immortality. 387520[/snapback] A 2006 Newark Bear???? or a 2006 Bad News Bear... or California Penal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 21, 2005 Author Share Posted July 21, 2005 A 2006 Newark Bear????or a 2006 Bad News Bear... 387524[/snapback] Ricky's always been about Ricky. I think a gay midget donkey porn tape could be released with him as the lead actor and he'd find a way to justify him being great. Tell me you saw the picture of "Dr. Lori" at the top. Welcome to the minors, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Ricky's always been about Ricky. I think a gay midget donkey porn tape could be released with him as the lead actor and he'd find a way to justify him being great. Tell me you saw the picture of "Dr. Lori" at the top. Welcome to the minors, baby. 387528[/snapback] And at the 7th inning stretch--Dr. Lori appraises the value of the Peter King's quill pen...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Is this what BF does before everyone of his posts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 21, 2005 Author Share Posted July 21, 2005 Is this what BF does before everyone of his posts? 387604[/snapback] Only if that thing is filled with Vlasic brine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 I gave a 20 year old kid directions today. and he said to me, "Thanks for the Hommage, Dog." What the hell does that mean? (it sounded so stupid that I started laughing, the first time in my life I have been called Dog). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 I gave a 20 year old kid directions today. and he said to me, "Thanks for the Hommage, Dog." What the hell does that mean? (it sounded so stupid that I started laughing, the first time in my life I have been called Dog). 387622[/snapback] It's Dawg......ala Randy Jackson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 It's Dawg......ala Randy Jackson. 387624[/snapback] This is only going to get worse for me. Is he a rapper? edit: friends have informed me that he is a judge on American Idol. A show I have only watched long enough to know that it isn't my thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zona Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Hey, AD. Any tips on surviving the 117* days here in Zona? Just kidding. I shot an 81 the other day at around 3:30 pm the other day. That was the day 3 homeless guys died due to exposure. Temps are no higher really than any other year. We are just in a moderately long heat wave. That should break this weekend. The remains of hurricane Emily might bring some needed rain to the Valley this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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