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if sharks wanted to eat people, there would be NOONE in the water.

but a small tasting by a shark can kill you.

 

 

i still hate those who say, save the dolphins. why? i bet they taste good. ;)

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  /dev/null said:

 

 

I used to patrol off Mass in the US Coast Guard and would sometimes see MASSIVE fins sticking out of the water. They dont come too close to shore usually, but rather stay out about 12-20 miles off where the water is about 10 degrees cooler.

 

If you think that the NE coast doesnt have sharks, you are sadly mistaken!

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  Astrobot said:
1000 miles? You're still not safe.

These sharks can walk 1002 miles.

You'll have to move.

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And for God's sake, don't accept any Candygrams!

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  The Avenger said:
And for God's sake, don't accept any Candygrams!

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Damn sharks disguising themselves. There aughta be a law against that sort of behavior.

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  The Avenger said:
And for God's sake, don't accept any Candygrams!

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He's just a dolphin.

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  Beerball said:

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Landshark: "Plumber."

 

Lady: I didn't hire a plumber. Who is it!?"

 

Landshark: "Flowers."

 

Lady: "What... for who"

 

Landshark: "Plumber"

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  respk said:
You have a better chance of dying from a falling coconut than a shark attack.

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Well, what happens if the shark attacks you with a coconut?

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  respk said:
You have a better chance of dying from a falling coconut than a shark attack.

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True, but some guy sipping a pina colada and getting brained by a coconut just doesn't make for as good a headline as SHARK ATTACK!!!! ;)

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