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if sharks wanted to eat people, there would be NOONE in the water.

but a small tasting by a shark can kill you.

 

 

i still hate those who say, save the dolphins. why? i bet they taste good. ;)

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And for God's sake, don't accept any Candygrams!

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Damn sharks disguising themselves. There aughta be a law against that sort of behavior.

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Landshark: "Plumber."

 

Lady: I didn't hire a plumber. Who is it!?"

 

Landshark: "Flowers."

 

Lady: "What... for who"

 

Landshark: "Plumber"

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You have a better chance of dying from a falling coconut than a shark attack.

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Well, what happens if the shark attacks you with a coconut?

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You have a better chance of dying from a falling coconut than a shark attack.

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True, but some guy sipping a pina colada and getting brained by a coconut just doesn't make for as good a headline as SHARK ATTACK!!!! ;)

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