Kelly the Dog Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Tell her not to worry about the strippers, nothing is going to happen. You made sure by asking this really hot lesbian you know to go with you to the party. Actually, in addition to that, you should just convince her to take the future ex-wife out with the girls that same night.
slothrop Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Dude, my sack isn't in question dumb @ss. I know where my battles have to be chosen and due to the fact I respect her, I am willing to sympathize and listen. As I said, regarldless of where she stands I'm going because it is a celebration for a good friend of mine. My sack is in no jeopardy, slappy. 381895[/snapback] Your sweet. Go to the stag and don't look back. Look at it this way - you have been provided a gift of a window into the future. If your GF does not get over this and laugh about it later than you will see a horrible, terrible nagging future where your nuts are left on the trail of time. If she gets over it and laughs at it you have a wonderful future together.
The_Real Posted July 14, 2005 Author Posted July 14, 2005 Your sweet. Go to the stag and don't look back. Look at it this way - you have been provided a gift of a window into the future. If your GF does not get over this and laugh about it later than you will see a horrible, terrible nagging future where your nuts are left on the trail of time. If she gets over it and laughs at it you have a wonderful future together. 381918[/snapback] Solid advice. Thanks
smokinandjokin Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Solid advice. Thanks 381921[/snapback] Tell her they're male strippers.
col_forbin Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Tell her that it is just a bunch of guys swilling beer. The strippers are for your boy getting married. Once she is cool with everything. Go and do everything you told her you wouldn't. Sit back and smile.
stuckincincy Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Na, I got tired of all the travel. Plus, slapping all those green peas around got old too. The money was good though. BTW, $9.99 a case? How do you drink that piss water? 381899[/snapback] Jeeze, this is the era of the "This is how much I want to pay per month" After my first 20 years of swilling, I finally realized that the taste of any beer is far behind the taste of a rib roast of beef, that the so-called premium taste numbed my taste buds after the first 4 or so same as the trash and I woke up to the fact that I swill the stuff to get drunk in the first place. To furthur condemn me, I also buy muscatel a few times a year. Very piquant. These days when I venture socially I gravitate to my riff-raff circles - they like me and I like them. I laugh my fanny off when among those affable friends.
Puhonix Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 its no fun eating thru a straw... 381885[/snapback] I can vouch for that... I miss solid food.
zevo Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Dude, my sack isn't in question dumb @ss. I know where my battles have to be chosen and due to the fact I respect her, I am willing to sympathize and listen. As I said, regarldless of where she stands I'm going because it is a celebration for a good friend of mine. My sack is in no jeopardy, slappy. 381895[/snapback] whatever dude.
Ramius Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 I can vouch for that... I miss solid food. 381937[/snapback] I was gonna comment on that but figured i'd leave you alone because you're hurtin...
billsfanone Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Tell her you'll be sure to remember to wear a condom when it's you turn to bang the stripper.
MadBuffaloDisease Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Go to the nearest Waffle House in your pimped-out '84 Cadillac and push her out of the car while it's moving. That will learn her right quick!
KD in CA Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 A good friend of mine is getting married and we are taking him to Atlantic City for his Bachelor party. Needless to say the boys and I have planned the evening's 'entertainment'. Like a moron, one of my friends started talking about it in front of my gf and she's upset about it. Now, I'm not going to not go because she doesn't like it, but I also respect the fact that it makes her unhappy. What should I do? By the way, 4 strippers. t-r 381854[/snapback] You mean AFTER you punch your dick head friend in the head and tell him he is univited? Tell your gf the strippers only dance for the groom, so you will be totally innocent.
eball Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 trust issues, man. "look but don't touch" is understood in a healthy relationship between adults who care about and trust each other. if she doesn't understand that and laugh about it, it's because either (a) she has self-esteem issues, or (b) she doesn't trust you. in either case, she'll make you unhappy eventually. go with the advice to look at this as a "window to the future" and see how she acts down the road.
IDBillzFan Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Now, I'm not going to not go because she doesn't like it, but I also respect the fact that it makes her unhappy. What should I do?381854[/snapback] Realize now that you'll never marry this chick.
cåblelady Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Now, I'm not going to not go because she doesn't like it, but I also respect the fact that it makes her unhappy. What should I do? 381854[/snapback] You got a new girlfriend already? Damn.....that was fast.
MadBuffaloDisease Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 go with the advice to look at this as a "window to the future" and see how she acts down the road. Good point and I was just about to say that. If she's like this as your GF, wait until she becomes your wife! Mine lets me go to strip clubs with the guys if I want, but I've only gone once.
Dan III Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Go to the nearest Waffle House in your pimped-out '84 Cadillac and push her out of the car while it's moving. That will learn her right quick! 381980[/snapback]
Dan III Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 I am willing to sympathize and listen.381895[/snapback] First you listen, then sympathize, then you go see some strippers and have a great time. After the party, if she is still whining, find a new girl with some self esteem.
The_Real Posted July 15, 2005 Author Posted July 15, 2005 You got a new girlfriend already? Damn.....that was fast. 382036[/snapback] I'm easy come easy go.
krazykat Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 stop bein a puss and grow a sack! 381870[/snapback] This thread was a letter to someone seeking advice, not an open letter to TD.
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