gmac17 Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 like someone said earlier: First thing out of your mouth afterward should be that the strippers were ugly and fat, and that there was a 300 pound guy with them making sure nobody touched...if you really want to tell a doozy tell her the bottoms never came off (ha ha ha....) I think girls think when a stripper is involved anything goes and there are no rules because that's how many women are when they go out to see male strippers. You have women grabbing, getting up on stage, etc. Ever see a guy try that with a stripper? If you did you probably saw him get bounced out of the place and perhaps you even visited him at the hospital. uhm...well.....aah, nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 stop bein a puss and grow a sack! 381870[/snapback] agreed! do them on your Grandmothers thanksgiving table! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live&DieBillsFootball Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Show her the picture of the stripper that the lady hired for her 16 year old. Tell her that that is the stripper that you hired. Seriously, you have to let her know about these things now before she becomes Mrs. The Real. If she can't handle it, move on. The same thing goes with your Playboy subscription and your porn stash. You don't want a wife who will deprive you of these essentials. As far as the stag goes, tell her that it will only make you more horny for her, and to be ready for some hot lovin when you get home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 This isn't the same chick who was bi with everybody but you, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobblehead Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 This isn't the same chick who was bi with everybody but you, is it? 382272[/snapback] Or the one that wanted a threesome after you had just spent the night at a strip club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Or the one that wanted a threesome after you had just spent the night at a strip club? 382291[/snapback] Methinks we have an overactive imagination at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Or the one that wanted a threesome after you had just spent the night at a strip club? 382291[/snapback] This sounds like a job for....Sexpert Trooper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffalOhio Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 It don't think I sould have ever had a GF who was so insecure about our relationship that she forbade me to go to a friend's bachelor party. Not to go Dr. Phil on you - but maybe there are larger issues at work here regarding your relationship. Does she not trust you? Or maybe you're not trustworthy? 381887[/snapback] Or maybe you're not spongeworthy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadian bill Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 The only jam you can be in when a stripper is involved is if she gets pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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