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Yeah, but to be a member of the team you also have to have a hammer.

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Or three jars of Nair, and a roll of scotch tape.

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I'm asking on behalf of some friends...

 

If I have two and a half years to prepare my conveyence for a long, arduous journey, should I wait until the very last minute to see if the gas gauge works, or should I maybe fix it at some point in the previous thirty months?

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Hire more male engineers.

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Make some little headbands, and give them a model airplane.

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HA! I found my own answer on Google........you F.A.T. fakers. :lol:

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HA! I found my own answer on Google........you F.A.T. fakers.  :lol:

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The google is bad info, you don't really have to give them

the sake ceremony, it will work without it.

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What would i do about an insane man love complex i have for a certain athlete who plays for a red-feathered avian team, who we will refer to as Rott Scolen? Its starting to cloud what little judgement i have? Is pickle juice a good remedy?

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What would i do about an insane man love complex i have for a certain athlete who plays for a red-feathered avian team, who we will refer to as Rott Scolen? Its starting to cloud what little judgement i have? Is pickle juice a good remedy?

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Act on it. There is NO other way. I'd suggest waiting until Rott is performing at a nationally televised event, because nothing says love more than declaring it in front of the world.

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