Alaska Darin Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Back but not at all improved. Bring it, haters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Is there anything in "Retatta" that shows up in your poop the next day, similar to how corn does? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 How would you deal with a contractor who refuses to finish the work he was paid to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 14, 2005 Author Share Posted July 14, 2005 Is there anything in "Retatta" that shows up in your poop the next day, similar to how corn does? 381718[/snapback] Nope. There's so much fat in it that it slides right through the ol' intestinal tract. The problem is you have to drink so much water to counteract the brine that you spend the entire next day sprinting like Carl Lewis to the porcelain God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 14, 2005 Author Share Posted July 14, 2005 How would you deal with a contractor who refuses to finish the work he was paid to do? 381721[/snapback] Hire you, dress up as the contractor, and smack your wife in the head to get you properly motivated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 My kindly, but senile office aid constantly updates the workplace about the state of her urinary tract infections. How do I handle this from a management perspective? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 How did you spend this year's oil check? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Hire you, dress up as the contractor, and smack your wife in the head to get you properly motivated. 381724[/snapback] I may be easy, but I am not cheap. Besides, I am not sure I want to go through this again, for any amount of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 If Heidi Klum showed up on your doorstep with a bottle of Dom Perignon in one hand, a doob in the other while dressed in a black teddy what would you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 14, 2005 Author Share Posted July 14, 2005 My kindly, but senile office aid constantly updates the workplace about the stateof her urinary tract infections. How do I handle this from a management perspective? 381733[/snapback] Depends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Depends. 381745[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 14, 2005 Author Share Posted July 14, 2005 How did you spend this year's oil check? 381739[/snapback] Haven't received it yet and won't until September. Last year's was invested, though it was a bit paltry because the market has been so poor. Next year's will be better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Depends. 381745[/snapback] Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 14, 2005 Author Share Posted July 14, 2005 If Heidi Klum showed up on your doorstep with a bottle of Dom Perignon in one hand, a doob in the other while dressed in a black teddy what would you do? 381744[/snapback] Turn her around, bend her over, and boot her in her ass for marrying Seal. Damn, that dude is one ugly mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Turn her around, bend her over, and boot her in her ass for marrying Seal. Damn, that dude is one ugly mother. 381749[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 If BF showed up on your doorstep with a bottle of Dom Perignon in one hand, a doob in the other while dressed in a black teddy what would you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Haven't received it yet and won't until September. Last year's was invested, though it was a bit paltry because the market has been so poor. Next year's will be better. 381747[/snapback] I think a small investment in Cor-Bons or Mag-Safes would be prudent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 14, 2005 Author Share Posted July 14, 2005 If BF showed up on your doorstep with a bottle of Dom Perignon in one hand, a doob in the other while dressed in a black teddy what would you do? 381759[/snapback] Replace my carpet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 14, 2005 Author Share Posted July 14, 2005 I think a small investment in Cor-Bons or Mag-Safes would be prudent. 381762[/snapback] I like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Replace my carpet. 381763[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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