Astrobot Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 Pittsburgh Steelers = TRIP BEGETS HUSTLERS, BEGETS LIP THRUSTERS The Lip Thruster is obviously Bill Cowher. They "trip up" at the beginning of the season, with a loss to either the Titans or Texans, and then lose to the Patriots before their BYE week. Cowher chews them out, and they begin a good run to the playoffs. Baltimore Ravens = the Ravens, who are TRAINABLE MOVERS since they originated in Cleveland, have a VARIABLE MONSTER of a schedule. They have Indy in Week 1, then Tennessee, then their bye week. Their VARIABLE MENTORS include a great game day head coach, but Matt Cavanaugh as your offensive coordinator??? They have a REMOVABLE STRAIN in that they are swtiching defenses to the 4-6, which will cause more problems than it solves, IMHO... Cleveland Browns = VEND NO SCREWBALL. The Browns will have a tough time vending tickets with what will be the worst record in the NFL in 2005. Aside from having the league's most brutal schedule next season, they have a 1-2-3 punch at QB including Dilfer, Doug Johnson, and Charlie Frye. Cincinnati Bengals = ENTICING CANNIBALS? This is the trendy pick to win the North, but the pick might eat you alive.
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