linksfiend Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 It's an old joke that a boss of mine used to say to new folks... 374642[/snapback] I just heard a slightly cleaner variation of that a few weeks ago, that went "if you went camping and woke up with mayonaisse on your back..."
Reuben Gant Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Take a Bottle of Saline solution and when it is totally dark pretend to sleepwalk and start pissing all over your buddy. Always good for a chuckle. This is best done to the person that passes out from drinking first. Catch on Video tape.
aussiew Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 God I must be getting old. Why do you need to play a joke on a first time camper?
Ramius Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 1. let him fall asleep/pass out 2. pack up all of your things like you are about to leave, including his tent 3. drive the cars away as if everyone has left 4. this will freak him out when he wakes up 5. when he calls you, inform him of the joke 6. then inform him that the bigger joke is that you really all have left and hes on his own to get back 7. do not go back to pick him up to show him the true humor in the joke
stuckincincy Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 God I must be getting old. Why do you need to play a joke on a first time camper? 374912[/snapback] TV has trumped ethics. The schools can no longer teach such, lest they be sued. The recent Survivor-type shows are excellent propaganda mediums that serve to make the masses to go after each other's throats and declare that that is a good thing, and of course buy products. The general idea today is to hurt others. 20 years hence may be a *real* treat...
Reuben Gant Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 God I must be getting old. Why do you need to play a joke on a first time camper? 374912[/snapback] The camping prank is best reserved for people you like, and is older than the Roman Legions.
Alaska Darin Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 1. Slip the person a mickey. 2. After they pass out, poor hot sauce down the crack of their ass. 3. When they finally wake up, have everyone congratulate them on being such a sexual wild man the previous night.
Assquatch Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 This one is a classic: When he is good and asleep, rub a raw hotdog around his lips and in his mouth. When he wakes up suddenly, turn around and pretend to zip up your pants. Good times.
Ghost of BiB Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 God I must be getting old. Why do you need to play a joke on a first time camper? 374912[/snapback] You have obviously never been a Boy Scout in the 60's or 70's. Before we got uptight over everything? In vain. You can say it if you are an advocate. Can't mention it if you sent the new kids over the dark cliff at winter camp on a toboggan that could have broken bones, but HEY, we were kids. We all survived. Some bruised, some learned how to not get hurt on a sled going thirty miles per hour. Kids were tougher before they were told not to be. Smarter, too.
sfladave Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Kids were tougher before they were told not to be. Smarter, too. 375182[/snapback] That is because we were taught to work our asses off to avoid getting that big fat F written in red ink!
Alaska Darin Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 That is because we were taught to work our asses off to avoid getting that big fat F written in red ink! 375189[/snapback] Red ink is bad for my self esteem. Sincerely, Today's Youth
TigerJ Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 In the middle of the night, put Saran wrap over the toilet, then loosen or hide the light bulb in the bathroom.
stuckincincy Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 Red ink is bad for my self esteem. Sincerely, Today's Youth 375191[/snapback] Is this better?
CoachChuckDickerson Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 Put food under the tent floor, so raccoons will dig for it all night while you are trying to sleep. My kids did that to me once, it was like a raccoon assault that night 374348[/snapback] ...and when the bears show up, then the party really gets rolling!!
Johnny Coli Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 ...and when the bears show up, then the party really gets rolling!! 375856[/snapback] When I close my eyes, I can still hear their screams.
stinky finger Posted July 7, 2005 Posted July 7, 2005 In the middle of the night, put Saran wrap over the toilet, then loosen or hide the light bulb in the bathroom. 375243[/snapback]
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