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anyone here know of a good prank to pull on a first time camper?

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Put a big, fake rubber snake in their sleeping bag when they are not looking.

 

I did it to someone, and he screamed his head off, and knock his girlfriend over to running out of his tent.

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Put a big, fake rubber snake in their sleeping bag when they are not looking.

 

I did it to someone, and he screamed his head off, and knock his girlfriend over to running out of his tent.

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You used rubber? What's wrong with the real thing?

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Put a used rubber next to his pillow.  Tell him he hoped he didn't mind last night and your sure he keep it to himself.  Then tell him he must have done it before because he wasn't very tight.

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How does one get the rubber used with a bunch of guys in the woods?

 

Must be a Marine thing.

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How does one get the rubber used with a bunch of guys in the woods?

 

Must be a Marine thing.

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It's an old joke that a boss of mine used to say to new folks. He was a retired Army guy so consider the source.

 

He used to ask if you went on a camping trip, woke up with a used condom in your ass, would you tell anyone.

 

Most people would say "No"

 

Then he says, "Wanna go camping this weekend?"

 

Of course me being different said, I'll shoot anyone males in the campground, then ask which sob did it.

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