josh_564 Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 anyone here know of a good prank to pull on a first time camper?
ieatcrayonz Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 Give him some brownies made with a chocolate laxative. Hide the TP. Pepper spray their clean clothes.
Buffal0 Bill5 Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 A good old fashioned snipe hunt. Tie the zipper ends of his tent flaps shut.
/dev/null Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 hide his outdoor clothes and replace them with a nightgown
Ghost of BiB Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 hide his outdoor clothes and replace them with a nightgown 374138[/snapback] Play a lot of banjo music.
Pete Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 anyone here know of a good prank to pull on a first time camper? 374128[/snapback] Ever see Scare Tactics(the funniest TV show of all time)? Check out these videos for some ideas. Bigfoot on the loose or Rage in the Cage seem like good ones- http://www.scifi.com/scaretactics/exclusive/
MarkyMannn Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 Put food under the tent floor, so raccoons will dig for it all night while you are trying to sleep. My kids did that to me once, it was like a raccoon assault that night
Peace Frog Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 Put a nice hunk of poo (the funniest substance known to man) in the middle of the campfire during assembly.
philburger1 Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 anyone here know of a good prank to pull on a first time camper? 374128[/snapback] Put a big, fake rubber snake in their sleeping bag when they are not looking. I did it to someone, and he screamed his head off, and knock his girlfriend over to running out of his tent.
Johnny Coli Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 Slash his tires and watch the comedy unfold before your eyes.
Ghost of BiB Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 Put a big, fake rubber snake in their sleeping bag when they are not looking. I did it to someone, and he screamed his head off, and knock his girlfriend over to running out of his tent. 374485[/snapback] You used rubber? What's wrong with the real thing?
taterhill Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 throw a bee's nest in his tent and...guaranteed good times
stuckincincy Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 throw a bee's nest in his tent and...guaranteed good times 374494[/snapback] Bad idea, tater. What if he's allergic and goes into severe anaphylactic shock? He's dead and you're up for manslaughter.
VABills Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Put a used rubber next to his pillow. Tell him he hoped he didn't mind last night and your sure he keep it to himself. Then tell him he must have done it before because he wasn't very tight.
Ghost of BiB Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Put a used rubber next to his pillow. Tell him he hoped he didn't mind last night and your sure he keep it to himself. Then tell him he must have done it before because he wasn't very tight. 374543[/snapback] How does one get the rubber used with a bunch of guys in the woods? Must be a Marine thing.
stuckincincy Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Put a used rubber next to his pillow. Tell him he hoped he didn't mind last night and your sure he keep it to himself. Then tell him he must have done it before because he wasn't very tight. 374543[/snapback] Timely avatar.
taterhill Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Put a used rubber next to his pillow. Tell him he hoped he didn't mind last night and your sure he keep it to himself. Then tell him he must have done it before because he wasn't very tight. 374543[/snapback]
Phil Hansen Forever Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 When he falls asleep, place his hand in a nice bowl of warm water. By 2 AM or so, he will pee his pants. Great way to wake up.
VABills Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 How does one get the rubber used with a bunch of guys in the woods? Must be a Marine thing. 374557[/snapback] It's an old joke that a boss of mine used to say to new folks. He was a retired Army guy so consider the source. He used to ask if you went on a camping trip, woke up with a used condom in your ass, would you tell anyone. Most people would say "No" Then he says, "Wanna go camping this weekend?" Of course me being different said, I'll shoot anyone males in the campground, then ask which sob did it.
BillsFanInTexas Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 anyone here know of a good prank to pull on a first time camper? 374128[/snapback] Leave the campsite and sleep with his wife/girlfriend. That will show him!
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