chicot Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 I hope your children are all born with small dicks ..... and that includes the girls!
Generation ME Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 Most drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargle. Takes you 10 hours to watch 60 Minutes. You're one neuron short of a synapse. You obviously got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
KOKBILLS Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 "If I wanted any lip from you I'd scrape it off My Zipper..." Always partial to that one...
BF in Indiana Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 If you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake.
Peace Frog Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 (edited) "You're so stupid, that when they were handing out 'brains', you thought they said 'trains', so you got on a train and went for a ride." from the late Chris Farley Edited July 4, 2005 by SDS
Kevbeau Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 Don't bother me why I'm working. I don't come down to the docks and knock the sailor's d!cks out of your mouth, do I? I know...two lines. But it still makes me laugh.
Peace Frog Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 I'll leave the offensive words out of this one. "Your ***** is so dry that the crabs carry canteens."
grammer_police Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 you are so pitiful, you're like the bills at the superbowl god knows ive heard variations of that one a few times
airhunter11 Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 "Oh Ya! Well the jerk store called.......and they're running out of you!"
jocap55 Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 what bothers you the most? the children pointing or the adults staring?
Phil Hansen Forever Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 I never had a mom, me and my dad shared yours.
Ghost of BiB Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Situation: Guy 1 talking to Guy 2 dating his ex-wife... Guy 1: "So, how do you like that used p***y?" Guy 2: "Not bad once you get past the used part."
Reuben Gant Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Situation: Guy 1 talking to Guy 2 dating his ex-wife... Guy 1: "So, how do you like that used p***y?" Guy 2: "Not bad once you get past the used part." 374678[/snapback] So is it true my ex-wife's p***y is equal in timelessness to p***y you really like?
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