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Most drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargle.

 

Takes you 10 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

 

You're one neuron short of a synapse.

 

You obviously got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

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"You're so stupid, that when they were handing out 'brains', you thought they said 'trains', so you got on a train and went for a ride." from the late Chris Farley

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Don't bother me why I'm working. I don't come down to the docks and knock the sailor's d!cks out of your mouth, do I?

 

I know...two lines. But it still makes me laugh.

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I'll leave the offensive words out of this one.

 

"Your ***** is so dry that the crabs carry canteens."

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Situation: Guy 1 talking to Guy 2 dating his ex-wife...

 

Guy 1: "So, how do you like that used p***y?"

 

Guy 2: "Not bad once you get past the used part."

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Situation: Guy 1 talking to Guy 2 dating his ex-wife...

 

Guy 1: "So, how do you like that used p***y?"

 

Guy 2: "Not bad once you get past the used part."

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So is it true my ex-wife's p***y is equal in timelessness to p***y you really like?

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