Ghost of BiB Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 So is it true my ex-wife's p***y is equal in timelessness to p***y you really like? 374689[/snapback] I still don't understand the question. too much sun yesterday, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 I still don't understand the question. too much sun yesterday, I guess. 374690[/snapback] I don't get it either, maybe I had too much sun as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puhonix Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 I'd call you a virgin, but we both know what God did to your mind. As worn out as a cucumber in a convent. A butter knife in a world of steak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Guy 2: "Not bad once you get past the used part." Now that's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 You remind me of BF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 It was people like you that helped decide Roe vs. Wade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 I was in a strip club with a few friends, when one of the girls came up and asked to sit. She was a bit chubby, and one of my friends a bit drunk... Girl: Mind if I sit with you for a minute or two? Friend: Sure, pull up a chair or two. Had to be there I'm sure, but I damn near died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 You remind me of BF. 374911[/snapback] LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 -Did your parents ever have any children that lived? -I bet they regret that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mary owen Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 "..Now go get your f*ckin shine box" this was one of the biggest insults in movie history....it also came with a heavy price tag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyebrian Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 "You're fat and ugly, but at least you smoke" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasper13 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Heard this in a bar one night: "If you lost 50lbs., got a boob job and were not so ugly....you wouldn't be half bad". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beach Bum Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 "..Now go get your f*ckin shine box" this was one of the biggest insults in movie history....it also came with a heavy price tag 375014[/snapback] "Hey, what do you like, the leg or the wing, Henry? Or do you still go for the old hearts and lungs? " Good movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drhockey Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 I once heard a guy say this to another guy in a bar (ever so eloquently, of course) "you couldn't get laid in a monkey's whorehouse with a bag of bananas" nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 375145[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 I was in a strip club with a few friends, when one of the girls came up and asked to sit. She was a bit chubby, and one of my friends a bit drunk... Girl: Mind if I sit with you for a minute or two? Friend: Sure, pull up a chair or two. Had to be there I'm sure, but I damn near died. 374917[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mary owen Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 I was in a strip club with a few friends, when one of the girls came up and asked to sit. She was a bit chubby, and one of my friends a bit drunk... Girl: Mind if I sit with you for a minute or two? Friend: Sure, pull up a chair or two. Had to be there I'm sure, but I damn near died. 374917[/snapback] reminds me of one of my trips to a nudie bar in Dallas. You know those strippers that are ultra annoying...the one's that come around and offer no small talk whatsoever and just come up and say stuff like "Hey, want a lap dance?" well, there was one that was definatly very high on herself...she had Penthouse looks....nicest body in the place. Problem is, she knew it. her: "Okay, who wants a lap dance?" my bud: "I'll take one....<<<as she starts tugging at her top>>> ...can you tell that girl over there to come over?" Luckily, we knew the owners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfladave Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 reminds me of one of my trips to a nudie bar in Dallas. You know those strippers that are ultra annoying...the one's that come around and offer no small talk whatsoever and just come up and say stuff like "Hey, want a lap dance?" well, there was one that was definatly very high on herself...she had Penthouse looks....nicest body in the place. Problem is, she knew it. her: "Okay, who wants a lap dance?" my bud: "I'll take one....<<<as she starts tugging at her top>>> ...can you tell that girl over there to come over?" Luckily, we knew the owners. 375181[/snapback] Perfect response! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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