chicot Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 I hope your children are all born with small dicks ..... and that includes the girls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generation ME Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Most drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargle. Takes you 10 hours to watch 60 Minutes. You're one neuron short of a synapse. You obviously got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOKBILLS Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 "If I wanted any lip from you I'd scrape it off My Zipper..." Always partial to that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfmeister Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Oh, excuse me, I thought you were Doug Flutie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Music City Miracle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF in Indiana Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 If you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 I wouldn't let you suck the corn out of my sh-t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Frog Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 (edited) "You're so stupid, that when they were handing out 'brains', you thought they said 'trains', so you got on a train and went for a ride." from the late Chris Farley Edited July 4, 2005 by SDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Don't bother me why I'm working. I don't come down to the docks and knock the sailor's d!cks out of your mouth, do I? I know...two lines. But it still makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRT88 Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 "Where have you been all my life?" "Hiding from you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in SC Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 "He aspires to mediocrity." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Frog Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 I'll leave the offensive words out of this one. "Your ***** is so dry that the crabs carry canteens." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grammer_police Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 you are so pitiful, you're like the bills at the superbowl god knows ive heard variations of that one a few times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airhunter11 Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 "Oh Ya! Well the jerk store called.......and they're running out of you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 "I hope you have a stroke and live." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jocap55 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 what bothers you the most? the children pointing or the adults staring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Hansen Forever Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 I never had a mom, me and my dad shared yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elcrusho Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Situation: Guy 1 talking to Guy 2 dating his ex-wife... Guy 1: "So, how do you like that used p***y?" Guy 2: "Not bad once you get past the used part." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Situation: Guy 1 talking to Guy 2 dating his ex-wife... Guy 1: "So, how do you like that used p***y?" Guy 2: "Not bad once you get past the used part." 374678[/snapback] So is it true my ex-wife's p***y is equal in timelessness to p***y you really like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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