Tux of Borg Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 What's the best one line insult you have ever heard? It can be from the wall, a movie, or anywhere else you can think of. "your mom should have swallowed you"
EndZoneCrew Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubble gum" -Roddy Roddy Piper (They Live)
eball Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 your mama's so poor, i saw her kicking a tin can down the street and i asked, "what are you doing?" and she said, "moving." (white men can't jump)
ieatcrayonz Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 Who spit in your test tube you regurgitated sack of aids.
NCDAWG Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 The best part of you ran down the crack of your mommy a$$ and made a brown stain on the sheet.
ch19079 Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 Who spit in your test tube you regurgitated sack of aids. 374120[/snapback] i have to say, that is teh best one i have ever heard. its so wrong in so many ways... nice.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 "Remember when you had lots of friends and were really popular? Yeah...neither does anyone else."
/dev/null Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 at 5'8 i get alot of short jokes, but the best i heard came from a superficial little B word i tried to pick up. She put her hand above my head and said...Ever been to Busch Gardens and see the signs "You must be this tall to ride"
CajunBillsBacker Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 It was actually a post by kegtapr, talking to wwovince last week I believe. Can't remember it word for word, but it went something like "Out of a million bits of sperm, I can't believe you were the fastest".
dpbillsfan Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 This isn't an insult, but the funniest one liner I think I've ever heard was from a co-worker who said "he was so poor he had to jerk off the dog to feed his cat".
Nirvjam Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 Since Marv Levy liked to quote Winston Churchill, this exchange between Lady Astor and Churchill fits this topic nicely: At an elegant dinner party, Lady Astor once leaned across the table to remark, "If you were my husband, Winston, I'd poison your coffee." Churchill immediately replied: "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it." I've always thought that was a killer one-line comeback
Johnny Coli Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 You've got a pretty big a$$ for a white chick. I call that one "The ice breaker."
BillsGuyInMalta Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 "How did you manage to dodge the coat-hanger for 9 months?"
EC-Bills Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 Can't believe I forgot this one and it's in my sig to boot "Were you born a congenital idiot or did you suffer some horrible accident as a child?" - JoeSixPack 07/01/05
FaithfulFan Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 classic comeback to an insult to you in mixed company is: I've been called worse by better people. or if not in mixed company: Yo mama so fat when she stepped in front of the t.v., I missed two episodes.
plenzmd1 Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 From Entourage last week You carry less weight than Laura Flynn Boyle
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