Kevyn Adams bills GM (Hypothetical)

[Dunkirk Donski]

What would this team look like with Sabres GM Kevyn Adams at the helm?  Assume he takes the reins in 2017...

[DrDawkinstein]

"We've got Don from Dunkirk on the line with Schoop and the Bulldog. Don go ahead..."

[Bills Fan in MD]

Josh would still be our QB.  Unfortunately his last name may be Rosen.

[BuffaloBillyG]

12 minutes ago, Dunkirk Donski said:

What would this team look like with Sabres GM Kevyn Adams at the helm?  Assume he takes the reins in 2017...

Imagine if the Bills were owned by the same person as the Sabres. Yeesh....

[Goin Breakdown]

13 minutes ago, DrDawkinstein said:

"We've got Don from Dunkirk on the line with Schoop and the Bulldog. Don go ahead..."

"Hi guys how are you?"

🤦

"Fine, ok, Go ahead"

[transient]

I prefer to think he's the GM starting in 2019, with his first act as GM being trading Josh Allen to the eventual SB champion that season. His next act as GM would be stocking the team with draft picks and UDFA's without any veterans to guide them. The defining characteristic of these players would not be skill, or fitting a style of play, or that they would augment the existing team. Instead it would be that they want to be here where there's no palm trees and lots of taxes. Finally, he would hire a new coach (probably Marv Levy) and immediately saddle the person with the last coach's staff to save the owner money. Despite winning 2 fewer games each season of his tenure, he would inexplicably continue on in his role as GM because the team is the youngest in the league and apparently his smug head fits perfectly in Pegula's ass. #### Kevyn Adams... and if anyone sees him anywhere near One Bills Drive they should run him over with a zamboni.

Edited 3 hours ago by transient
Grammar policed myself

[JP51]

Josh Rosen still being developed... Dion Dawkins traded for a 3rd cause he is too mean... Steph Diggs never traded for... Hamlin gone cause he cares to much, Rapp gone or never signed cause he hits too much, Zay Jones still starting because he is gonna be a great one... Tremaine Edmunds still with the Bills cause he is only 14 yrs old and has tremendous upside... Rex Ryan on his 2nd stint with the team after Adams fired Phil Jackson cause "who knew Basketball didnt translate well to football"...  Jim Kelly hired as LB coach cause thats where he played 2 way in HS and we had an open spot.. Dorsey still OC cause he is the only OC that would stay... Rexies Bro is DC... and Adams looking to get Brett Hull out of retirement as K cause his kick ins are clutch... oh wait that was only a skate in the crease.. no matter... he gets him anyways.. the new stadium doesnt get built but the Highmark has the best renovated bathrooms in the league...  and lastly... he eschews free agent signings in lieu of using the money on tropical heat lamps so we can grow palm trees outside Highmark.... 

Edited 3 hours ago by JP51

[Fleezoid]

17 minutes ago, Goin Breakdown said:

"Hi guys how are you?"

🤦

"Fine, ok, Go ahead"

 

"I just got done smoking 2 bowls of meth, snorted 3 lines of coke and drank 8 shots of Jim Beam. Got a question for you......"

 

 

Edited 3 hours ago by Fleezoid

[Dunkirk Donski]

36 minutes ago, Fleezoid said:

 

"I just got done smoking 2 bowls of meth, snorted 3 lines of coke and drank 8 shots of Jim Beam. Got a question for you......"

 

 

"Also, Run some stats on that you narcissistic a-hole" 

1 hour ago, BuffaloBillyG said:

Imagine if the Bills were owned RUN by the same person as the Sabres. Yeesh....

fixed it fer ya

[BuffaloBillyG]

6 minutes ago, Dunkirk Donski said:

"Also, Run some stats on that you narcissistic a-hole" 

fixed it fer ya

Wasn't broken. I said what I meant. 

[Dunkirk Donski]

1 minute ago, BuffaloBillyG said:

Wasn't broken. I said what I meant. 

My Jauron pic can beat up your Jauron pic

[BuffaloBillyG]

56 minutes ago, Dunkirk Donski said:

My Jauron pic can beat up your Jauron pic

Dueling *****. Quite the cockfight...

[May Day 10]

1 hour ago, transient said:

I prefer to think he's the GM starting in 2019, with his first act as GM being trading Josh Allen to the eventual SB champion that season. His next act as GM would be stocking the team with draft picks and UDFA's without any veterans to guide them. The defining characteristic of these players would not be skill, or fitting a style of play, or that they would augment the existing team. Instead it would be that they want to be here where there's no palm trees and lots of taxes. Finally, he would hire a new coach (probably Marv Levy) and immediately saddle the person with the last coach's staff to save the owner money. Despite winning 2 fewer games each season of his tenure, he would inexplicably continue on in his role as GM because the team is the youngest in the league and apparently his smug head fits perfectly in Pegula's ass. #### Kevyn Adams... and if anyone sees him anywhere near One Bills Drive they should run him over with a zamboni.

 

I think this is the correct answer