Alaska Darin Posted June 30, 2005 Author Posted June 30, 2005 My house is not quiet, I am not loud; But for us God fashioned our fate together. I am the swifter, at times the stronger, My house more enduring, longer to last. A times I rest; my dwelling still runs; Within it I lodge as long as I live. Should we two be severed, my death is sure. What am I? 372018[/snapback] A fish.
Alaska Darin Posted June 30, 2005 Author Posted June 30, 2005 SHould VA call or PM Tracy Lee for a date, since it is obvious he digs her 372021[/snapback] He can't. His wife had the phone installed above counter level.
Ramius Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 Im hungry and i need to go shopping, and the only things left in the house are a package of noodles, an egg, and an empty jar of pickles, half filled with juice...whats a guy to do?
taterhill Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 does VA have a step ladder in the bathroom to get up on the toilet and drop a deuce
KD in CA Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 Is Aaron Schobel a mediocre player? (I don't have the attention span required to read FFS' essay and the corresponding responses)
Alaska Darin Posted June 30, 2005 Author Posted June 30, 2005 does VA have a step ladder in the bathroom to get up on the toilet and drop a deuce 372029[/snapback] I can't verify but rumor has it there could be one of those high end "swings" installed...
VABills Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 does VA have a step ladder in the bathroom to get up on the toilet and drop a deuce 372029[/snapback] Oh look I have a stalker. Cool. Must be the tards are out from school.
taterhill Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 if I were really rich and bought Buffalo, renamed it tater, would the Bills change their name too
Alaska Darin Posted June 30, 2005 Author Posted June 30, 2005 Is Aaron Schobel a mediocre player? (I don't have the attention span required to read FFS' essay and the corresponding responses) 372031[/snapback] Mediocre is probably not the right word. I'd say slightly above average though capable of much more. He sometimes gets lost out there but there are flashes.
Bear Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 Two questions: 1. Will there be a thread in the next two weeks that doesn't reference pickle juice? 2. Will NG realize you can google riddles?
taterhill Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 if VA were 4x as funny as is he is now...would he still not be funny at all
Alaska Darin Posted June 30, 2005 Author Posted June 30, 2005 if I were really rich and bought Buffalo, renamed it tater, would the Bills change their name too 372036[/snapback] Tater Bills? You really want to root for a team named after something that sounds like it's served as a redneck IHOP?
boomerjamhead Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 Starting with this season of course... How many consecutive championships will the St. Louis Cardinals win?
nick in* england Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 I was talking to a friend of mine who is a pats fan yesterday and he said to me what the name of that retarded quizzical joker who posts on the Stadium Wall and I said the Riddler. He says to me did you realise that if you drop the J and sub an F at the start of his name you get the Fiddler? I didn't realise this. I hope it's just a name and not anything in the way he posts or messes around with kids. Did you realise this?
Alaska Darin Posted June 30, 2005 Author Posted June 30, 2005 Two questions: 1. Will there be a thread in the next two weeks that doesn't reference pickle juice? 2. Will NG realize you can google riddles? 372039[/snapback] 1. Probably 3% of the threads will not contain some kind of reference to our latest contribution for the Baron. Of course, that number is within the margin of error. 2. Actually, I have a copy of "The Exeter Book Riddles". However, he does work with T-Bone so he may be suffering from "proximity dimness."
Alaska Darin Posted June 30, 2005 Author Posted June 30, 2005 if VA were 4x as funny as is he is now...would he still not be funny at all 372041[/snapback] Well, anything times zero is still zero.
Alaska Darin Posted June 30, 2005 Author Posted June 30, 2005 Starting with this season of course... How many consecutive championships will the St. Louis Cardinals win? 372043[/snapback] 78
Nervous Guy Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 2. Will NG realize you can google riddles? 372039[/snapback] I drank some pickle juice at lunch...bad mistake.
CentralVaBills Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 Has pickle juice now taken over for more cowbell?
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