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But I warn you all, I've added a half a jar of dill pickle juice to my eggs this morning so I'm feeling extra saucy...

371961[/snapback]

 

Who are you? What are you doing here? Where are your pants?

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But I warn you all, I've added a half a jar of dill pickle juice to my eggs this morning so I'm feeling extra saucy...

371961[/snapback]

I want to substitute rubbing alcohol for the pickle juice to be sure my stomach lining doesn't recover too quickly. How do I keep it from burning off during the one hour cooking process?

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Who are you?

371962[/snapback]

I'm me, the miserable prick.

 

What are you doing here?

Spreading my love for the less intellectually fortunate. PULL!

 

Where are your pants?

371962[/snapback]

In a ball on the floor. No way they're going to fit after shoveling down the Aborto De Retatta consisting of a pound of macaroni, 4 eggs, butter, and a half a jar of Vlasic juice.

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Do you require a tip for this service, since you're making below minimum wage?

371963[/snapback]

Tips are appreciated but not expected. They better only be in small untraceable bills, though.

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What is the official name of BF's culinary monstrosity? My favourite was Rettata...

371966[/snapback]

I'm kinda partial to the "Aborto de Retatta" - mostly because it sounds sophisticated.

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I want to substitute rubbing alcohol for the pickle juice to be sure my stomach lining doesn't recover too quickly.  How do I keep it from burning off during the one hour cooking process?

371978[/snapback]

Read the recipe - you don't add the pickle juice until AFTER the hour of preparation has elapsed. Enjoy!

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Are there any other "good" recipes in the TBD cookbook and can we encourage certain chefs to submit numerous recipes for our "enjoyment"?

371983[/snapback]

Not on par with the AdR (look, I'm already acronyming - too much time working with the government). For serious eats, check out BiB's fried chicken and hope that Mock one day shares his meatloaf and marinara recipes. They're quite good.

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You are in a room with no windows or doors. the only things in the room are a mirror and a round table, and yet you get out.

 

how do you get out?

Posted

If I was leasing a car, and it's almost at the end of the lease, why should I turn it in? It's only a crime if I get caught, and lots of people have leased cars, they won't miss one little car will they?

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You are in a room with no windows or doors.  the only things in the room are a mirror and a round table, and yet you get out.

 

how do you get out?

371998[/snapback]

You look in the mirror, you see what you saw. You take the saw, cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole. Climb out through the hole.

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Do you have a good fruit salad recipe that uses bacon grease?  Thanks in advance.

371997[/snapback]

It only works if you're planning on going to a ritualistic gay wedding for cannibals. Still interested?

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If I was leasing a car, and it's almost at the end of the lease, why should I turn it in?  It's only a crime if I get caught, and lots of people have leased cars, they won't miss one little car will they?

372001[/snapback]

Nah. Detroit has nary a clue what's going on. Keep the car and drive it to your heart's content. I had no idea you were related to Tracey Lee.

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:doh:

 

My house is not quiet, I am not loud; But for us God fashioned our fate together.

I am the swifter, at times the stronger, My house more enduring, longer to last.

A times I rest; my dwelling still runs; Within it I lodge as long as I live.

Should we two be severed, my death is sure.

 

What am I?

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