Alaska Darin Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 But I warn you all, I've added a half a jar of dill pickle juice to my eggs this morning so I'm feeling extra saucy...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 But I warn you all, I've added a half a jar of dill pickle juice to my eggs this morning so I'm feeling extra saucy... 371961[/snapback] Who are you? What are you doing here? Where are your pants?
Fezmid Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 Do you require a tip for this service, since you're making below minimum wage?
nick in* england Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 What is the official name of BF's culinary monstrosity? My favourite was Rettata...
gantrules Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 I'm partial to Short Bus Fritatta.....but it's all the same in the end.
OGTEleven Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 But I warn you all, I've added a half a jar of dill pickle juice to my eggs this morning so I'm feeling extra saucy... 371961[/snapback] I want to substitute rubbing alcohol for the pickle juice to be sure my stomach lining doesn't recover too quickly. How do I keep it from burning off during the one hour cooking process?
LabattBlue Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 Are there any other "good" recipes in the TBD cookbook and can we encourage certain chefs to submit numerous recipes for our "enjoyment"?
Alaska Darin Posted June 30, 2005 Author Posted June 30, 2005 Who are you? 371962[/snapback] I'm me, the miserable prick. What are you doing here? Spreading my love for the less intellectually fortunate. PULL! Where are your pants? 371962[/snapback] In a ball on the floor. No way they're going to fit after shoveling down the Aborto De Retatta consisting of a pound of macaroni, 4 eggs, butter, and a half a jar of Vlasic juice.
Alaska Darin Posted June 30, 2005 Author Posted June 30, 2005 Do you require a tip for this service, since you're making below minimum wage? 371963[/snapback] Tips are appreciated but not expected. They better only be in small untraceable bills, though.
Alaska Darin Posted June 30, 2005 Author Posted June 30, 2005 What is the official name of BF's culinary monstrosity? My favourite was Rettata... 371966[/snapback] I'm kinda partial to the "Aborto de Retatta" - mostly because it sounds sophisticated.
Alaska Darin Posted June 30, 2005 Author Posted June 30, 2005 I want to substitute rubbing alcohol for the pickle juice to be sure my stomach lining doesn't recover too quickly. How do I keep it from burning off during the one hour cooking process? 371978[/snapback] Read the recipe - you don't add the pickle juice until AFTER the hour of preparation has elapsed. Enjoy!
Alaska Darin Posted June 30, 2005 Author Posted June 30, 2005 Are there any other "good" recipes in the TBD cookbook and can we encourage certain chefs to submit numerous recipes for our "enjoyment"? 371983[/snapback] Not on par with the AdR (look, I'm already acronyming - too much time working with the government). For serious eats, check out BiB's fried chicken and hope that Mock one day shares his meatloaf and marinara recipes. They're quite good.
boomerjamhead Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 Do you have a good fruit salad recipe that uses bacon grease? Thanks in advance.
Nervous Guy Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 You are in a room with no windows or doors. the only things in the room are a mirror and a round table, and yet you get out. how do you get out?
VABills Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 If I was leasing a car, and it's almost at the end of the lease, why should I turn it in? It's only a crime if I get caught, and lots of people have leased cars, they won't miss one little car will they?
Alaska Darin Posted June 30, 2005 Author Posted June 30, 2005 You are in a room with no windows or doors. the only things in the room are a mirror and a round table, and yet you get out. how do you get out? 371998[/snapback] You look in the mirror, you see what you saw. You take the saw, cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole. Climb out through the hole.
Alaska Darin Posted June 30, 2005 Author Posted June 30, 2005 Do you have a good fruit salad recipe that uses bacon grease? Thanks in advance. 371997[/snapback] It only works if you're planning on going to a ritualistic gay wedding for cannibals. Still interested?
Alaska Darin Posted June 30, 2005 Author Posted June 30, 2005 If I was leasing a car, and it's almost at the end of the lease, why should I turn it in? It's only a crime if I get caught, and lots of people have leased cars, they won't miss one little car will they? 372001[/snapback] Nah. Detroit has nary a clue what's going on. Keep the car and drive it to your heart's content. I had no idea you were related to Tracey Lee.
Nervous Guy Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 My house is not quiet, I am not loud; But for us God fashioned our fate together. I am the swifter, at times the stronger, My house more enduring, longer to last. A times I rest; my dwelling still runs; Within it I lodge as long as I live. Should we two be severed, my death is sure. What am I?
taterhill Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 SHould VA call or PM Tracy Lee for a date, since it is obvious he digs her
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