Speedy Gonzalez arrested for shoplifting

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https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/speedy-gonzalez-accused-20000-walmart-shoplifting-spree-across-north-georgia

 

 

[Royale with Cheese]

I live about 30 minutes from that Walmart.  

[US Egg]

Can’t believe Speedy got caught. Now if it was his pal Slow Poke Rodriguez.….

[Augie]

51 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said:

I live about 30 minutes from that Walmart.  

 

I live in that break room. 

[Royale with Cheese]

17 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

I live in that break room. 

 

And you have never asked to hangout with you there.

[wnyguy]

38 minutes ago, US Egg said:

Can’t believe Speedy got caught. Now if it was his pal Slow Poke Rodriguez.….

 

[Augie]

7 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said:

 

And you have never asked to hangout with you there.

 

Feel free to come by for lunch. If I’m not in the break room, check the camping section. I may be napping. 

[Fleezoid]

Decades ago, cases of the longneck beer came in those cardboard boxes with the flip top lids and the 2 round holes on opposite corners on top. My brother and a buddy of his, went in a walk in cooler, grabbed the cheapest case they could find and swapped every bottle except those 2 corner spots with super expensive beer. Now that's how you put beer on sale all on your own. 

[BuffaloBill]

6 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said:

I live about 30 minutes from that Walmart.  

 

 

Are you an accessory to the crime?

[Augie]

3 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said:

 

 

Are you an accessory to the crime?

 

I know my rights! I don’t have to answer that! 

5 hours ago, Fleezoid said:

Decades ago, cases of the longneck beer came in those cardboard boxes with the flip top lids and the 2 round holes on opposite corners on top. My brother and a buddy of his, went in a walk in cooler, grabbed the cheapest case they could find and swapped every bottle except those 2 corner spots with super expensive beer. Now that's how you put beer on sale all on your own. 

 

Decades ago, a big buffoon moved in down the street. I know he totaled at least 4 cars, and he swore he’d never live to be 25. Nobody was taking the bet. Anyway, he worked PT at a convenience store near our neighborhood. He used to put cases of beer in the snow outside the back door of the store. Good times….

 

Do you ever wonder what happened to people you used to know?  That might be an interesting tale. 

[Fleezoid]

1 hour ago, Augie said:

 

I know my rights! I don’t have to answer that! 

 

Decades ago, a big buffoon moved in down the street. I know he totaled at least 4 cars, and he swore he’d never live to be 25. Nobody was taking the bet. Anyway, he worked PT at a convenience store near our neighborhood. He used to put cases of beer in the snow outside the back door of the store. Good times….

 

Do you ever wonder what happened to people you used to know?  That might be an interesting tale. 

 

Some from my old neighborhood. A couple of folks I still keep in contact with.

 

Ahh, the old neighborhood. When you're too young to buy beer there's pretty much just 2 ways to acquire it....have someone buy it for you, or well, you know. I'm not saying I was a perpetual criminal, but I may have fractured a law or two. 

[Royale with Cheese]

16 hours ago, BuffaloBill said:

 

 

Are you an accessory to the crime?

 

This crime or me hiding panda bears in my attic crime?

[Just Jack]

On 4/9/2025 at 11:20 AM, Augie said:

 

Feel free to come by for lunch. If I’m not in the break room, check the camping section. I may be napping. 

 

Are you related to Novalee Nation? 

[BuffaloBill]

4 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said:

 

This crime or me hiding panda bears in my attic crime?

Does it matter? You have just confirmed the rumors of your criminal tendencies.