Fezmid Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 Meatwad: Hey now guys, look. I do not want to do anything illegal here. But I would kill somebody, in front of their own mama, to get a 10-speed, and if anybody testifies against me, I'll gouge their eyes out! Err: Let's go get drunk and rip-off a 10-speed! Meatwad: Yeah, and we'll get a basket, and a horn on the handle! CW
BillsGuyInMalta Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 Meatwad: "Listen to me Randy...it doesnt matter what you look like on the outside...whether you're white, or black...or Sasquatch even. As long as you follow your dream, no matter how crazy or against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch...if you're Sasquatch the rules are different" Randy: "Forget it Meatwad...I'm a circus freak...and thats all I'll ever be!" Meatwad: "...Whatever" EASILY one of the funniest shows on TV today. I cant wait for the new season.
Fezmid Posted June 30, 2005 Author Posted June 30, 2005 EASILY one of the funniest shows on TV today. I cant wait for the new season. 371544[/snapback] Any idea when the new season starts? I've been waiting for awhile! Shake: THIS... is my E-Helmet! It will change the way you work and live, forever! Frylock: And what's that? Shake: THIS... is the power source for the E-helmet... It will change the way you work and live, forever! Frylock: So it's a battery? Shake: A battery? Yeah, try twelve! And it's heavy as well, but cool as crap! CW
Fezmid Posted June 30, 2005 Author Posted June 30, 2005 What show is this? 371557[/snapback] ATHF, just like it says in the subject line http://www.adultswim.com/shows/athf/ CW
BillsGuyInMalta Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 Any idea when the new season starts? I've been waiting for awhile! Shake: THIS... is my E-Helmet! It will change the way you work and live, forever! Frylock: And what's that? Shake: THIS... is the power source for the E-helmet... It will change the way you work and live, forever! Frylock: So it's a battery? Shake: A battery? Yeah, try twelve! And it's heavy as well, but cool as crap! CW 371560[/snapback] Apparently the new season is slated for the Fall...and it cant come soon enough. Bills football and new ATHF episodes...life is sweet. And for those non-fans wondering about the quote I used, that actual episode is on tonight at midnight on Cartoon Network. That E-Helmet episode was great CW...especially at the end when Shake and Carl get the robot "enhancements" "Mommy, its tingling...I dont understand it! No means no...I telling on you!"
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 Easily the funniest show on adult swim. :: monster rings carls doorbell:: Monster:: What are doin here? Carl:: I live here. What are you doin here go home. Monster:: Have any mail for me..... Willie Nelson
ROCCEO Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 I too have quickly become a fan of hte show. I'd like to know when the 4th season comes out on DVD.
Kevbeau Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 Master Shake: That's a deep kiss too, like the Europeans. You know, the French, they have to unhinge their jaw to show love. Frylock: You know what tonight is? Carl: Yeah the night I'm downloading porn at 14 kilobytes a second! Carl: Ha! I'm just kidding. I got a cable modem back here. Frylock: Where do you think our TVs come from? Master Shake: Jesus? Meatwad: No. It's Santa Clause. Master Shake: It's the same thing. Meatwad: No, it ain't. And I should know. I'm Jewish. [pause] Meatwad: From this day forward. Good friend of mine used to produce this show. The guys who created are hilarious.
Ralonzo Posted July 1, 2005 Posted July 1, 2005 Oglethorpe: ""Vat is wrong vis your fingers? Zey seem to be all up in my grill ven they would be better placed UP YOUR BUTTOCKS...BIZNATCH." Travis Of The Cosmos: "I people person. Uh, work good with children. Uh, people like me. Because I force them to! With violence! I rule you! Thank you, B word. Suck it dry!" Dr. Weird: "My ass has finally decided to eat my hand! It hungers... for more!" Danzig: "Listen to me as hard as you f**kin' can. That f**kin' robot came with the f**kin' house and now he's f**kin' gone. If you see that mother.." Shake: "Yeah, yeah, we'll tell him." Danzig: "You f**kin' better. If I find out he's over here I'm gonna be eating my breakfast out of the bottom of your f**kin' skull. Verstandlich?" Billywitchdoctor.com: "Now repeat after me. I Am... Sofa King... Wee Todd Ed. Now say it again, faster... Hahahaha! You said a very funny thing." Meatwad: "Oh... boy, I apologize. My hormones are goin' nuts. Now, please... if you would... get the f*** outta my way. I mean, how many times I gotta f***in' write "ice cream" on this f***in' list before someone gets in f***in' gear, and brings home the f***in' ice cream? Maybe I should get a steak knife, and etch it in your muthaf***in' forehead! How hard can it f***in' be? Ice muthaf***in' cream! I guess that's the price I pay for livin' with two f***in' morons!"
Grand Poobah Posted July 1, 2005 Posted July 1, 2005 "Using a key to gouge explicatives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust, and friendship." "It's like my pool is tearing a-- around the backyard. But it's staying still. Still waters run deep." Perhaps one of the best: Master Shake: "Plaque is a figment of the dental industry and the liberal media to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now I have read the arguements on both sides and I haven't found any evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth." Meatwad: "I don't know how'd you know. You ain't got any teeth." Master Shake: "That's because I got rid of my teeth at a young age because...I'm straight. . . teeth are for gay people. Thats why fairies come and get 'em"
SilverNRed Posted July 2, 2005 Posted July 2, 2005 Master Shake (describing his superhero alter-ego The Drizzle): "Ah, but, you know, The Drizzle......got bitten by a thirsty worm when he was a little kid......um, radioactive stuff.....look, I don't know how it happened but I swear to God from that day forward he could manipulate the rain.....and that, is FRESH!!!!!!" Master Shake (scouring the internet looking for crime to fight): "SEX WITH ANIMALS?! There's no time, man!!!"
BillsGuyInMalta Posted July 2, 2005 Posted July 2, 2005 Carl: "Okay, Okay...time out here. There is something I need to say to you. Ever since my kids were...never conceived because I've never had consensual sex without money being involved, I always sorta looked at you as...well...kind of a thing that I could...you know...live next to...in accordance with state laws."
Fezmid Posted July 2, 2005 Author Posted July 2, 2005 Master Shake (describing his superhero alter-ego The Drizzle): "Ah, but, you know, The Drizzle......got bitten by a thirsty worm when he was a little kid......um, radioactive stuff.....look, I don't know how it happened but I swear to God from that day forward he could manipulate the rain.....and that, is FRESH!!!!!!" 373354[/snapback] From that same episode: Meatwad: I'm Mr. Mister. *squirt squirt* When I get pissed, crime gets mist! CW
Gene Frenkle Posted July 2, 2005 Posted July 2, 2005 The Mooninites are the best. Ignignot: Hello, Carl, I am Ignignot, and this is Err. Err: I am Err! Ignignot: We are Mooninites from the inner core of the Moon. Err: You said it right! Ignignot: Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours. Err: Man, you hear what he's sayin'? Ignignot: Some would say that the Earth is our moon. Err: We're the Moon! Ignignot: But that would belittle the name of our Moon, which is the Moon. Err: Point is, we're at the center, not you! Carl: No, the real point is I don't give a damn.
Gene Frenkle Posted July 2, 2005 Posted July 2, 2005 The Foreigner Belt episode is the best: Ignignot: You're a Dirty White Boy. and Carl: I don't need no instructions to know how to rock! Tell me you don't want this: http://shop.store.yahoo.com/wickedcoolstuff/atcaairfr.html
Ralonzo Posted July 2, 2005 Posted July 2, 2005 Err: How come it's not working on him? Ignignokt: Because those are Loverboy songs Err. And Loverboy has always sucked. Err: Are there any questions? Ignignokt: Yes, and remember, no question is too stupid to ask. Mothmonsterman: Um, yeah, uh... I've got a question. Ignignokt: Yes, The retard in the back with the stupid question?
Surfmeister Posted July 2, 2005 Posted July 2, 2005 ATHF is my favorite show. I love the Mooninites and Plutonians too !
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