Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 If you made them correctly, that's impossible. 372998[/snapback] Never caught this the first time around... How can you tell when a retatta's made incorrectly? It tastes good?
RkFast Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 Holy crap....I just read this entire thread. Wow.....just wow. And Guff...if youre here...if you EVER make anything like "this friggin abortion" on a Sunday, Im going to set it on fire and launch the flaming pile of sh-- into the boat. Come to think of it, you SHOULD make it...we can use it to strip the barnacles off the outdrive.
VABills Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 Did Ed ever figure out which moron was Ieatcrayonz ?
Zona Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 Classic stuff here. Oh My God! Takes me back to the good ole days circa 98-99. The board was something else back then. then there was the whole Telephone pole thread. How in the Hell did I miss this thread the first time around? You people are awesome. I cant wait until Oct 9th when i can meet some of you... AD, you wouldn't want to fly in for the Dolphin game would ya?
TDRupp Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 Why did I read 29 pages of this? 409966[/snapback] I read the first 5 pages and thought it was amusing. I didn't get all the LAUGHUNG SO HARD I AM CRYING and COFFEE SPEWING OUT OF NOSES and all. BUT, then I click the link to BF's recipe on the first page of this thread and it all become crystal clear AND I am now LAUGHING SO HARD I AM CRYING. Too damn funny and too damn late to read the other pages...tonight. Classic! Retatta! Let's take easy. Retard Frittata is a little harsh. How about SPECIAL PERSON'S BRUNCH?
CentralVaBills Posted August 18, 2005 Author Posted August 18, 2005 I read the first 5 pages and thought it was amusing. I didn't get all the LAUGHUNG SO HARD I AM CRYING and COFFEE SPEWING OUT OF NOSES and all. BUT, then I click the link to BF's recipe on the first page of this thread and it all become crystal clear AND I am now LAUGHING SO HARD I AM CRYING. Too damn funny and too damn late to read the other pages...tonight. Classic! Retatta! Let's take easy. Retard Frittata is a little harsh. How about SPECIAL PERSON'S BRUNCH? 410644[/snapback] Well, at the time, it was all happening so fast. AND, on the baseball board at that. And if you notice, each time it just started to die down.....the gasoline that was BF in Indiana would show back up and flame it again. It almost became a migration of sorts out to a suburb (Baseball Board) from the city (TSW). An instant classic was born.....in which to this day......I say is the all time greatest, only because it survived and thrived on the much less traveled baseball board. Not saying it's content was any better than the homework or other classics, but this one had the zing to survive where it shouldn't have. I could see a TBD Films (Like NFL Films) session 10 years from now with people from this thread discussing how it took off, in front of a black background, all serious in an interview. How funny would that be. The title of the interview, of course, "This Friggin Abortion".
Reuben Gant Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 An instant classic was born..... 410765[/snapback] After rereading the thread you started for the first time I had a chance to reflect upon it. Moral of the story: If you call someone a dipsh*t you better have the recipe to back it up.
CentralVaBills Posted August 18, 2005 Author Posted August 18, 2005 After rereading the thread you started for the first time I had a chance to reflect upon it. Moral of the story: If you call someone a dipsh*t you better have the recipe to back it up. 410862[/snapback]
CentralVaBills Posted August 18, 2005 Author Posted August 18, 2005 And here I had you grouped with them. 410952[/snapback] Oh boy, here we go! LMAO
Guffalo Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 Holy crap....I just read this entire thread. Wow.....just wow. And Guff...if youre here...if you EVER make anything like "this friggin abortion" on a Sunday, Im going to set it on fire and launch the flaming pile of sh-- into the boat. Come to think of it, you SHOULD make it...we can use it to strip the barnacles off the outdrive. 409850[/snapback] Ive been serving it to you guys for the last year, but because we have so many people, I usually start making it thursday.... What do you think I clean the crab traps with?, well I used this stuff till the EPA came around....
RkFast Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 Ive been serving it to you guys for the last year, but because we have so many people, I usually start making it thursday.... What do you think I clean the crab traps with?, well I used this stuff till the EPA came around.... 410981[/snapback] Were you dumping that sh-- in Zachs? Because the DEC closed Zachs for swimming until further notice (seriously). Always nice to take a dip in a swimming hole that the DEC closes three days later.
loadofmularkey Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 Whatever happened to BF anyway? Or are we not allowed to talk about it??
Reuben Gant Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 Whatever happened to BF anyway? Or are we not allowed to talk about it?? 413790[/snapback] The first rule of the Retatta Cooking Club is we don't talk about.....
Hollywood Donahoe Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 How can you tell when a retatta's made incorrectly? If it takes you 59 minutes to make, you know you're doing something wrong. It's impossible to prepare it in such a short time. You have to fry the noodles.
Alaska Darin Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 How have I missed thee? Let me count the ways...
sullim4 Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 Wow... just wow. This has to be the funniest thread on a message board that I've ever read.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 Damn. In the time it took me to re-read this entire thread, my retatta is fifteen minutes from being done.
buckeyemike Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 IT'S BACK!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Mike
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