Ramius Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 What color is your apron? 373143[/snapback] What color is your helmet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 What color is your helmet? 373149[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF_in_Indiana Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 I've been out of the biz for 5 years! So I've cooked professionally for 25 and socially for 5. Thirty years of cooking.........and you're how old??? 373148[/snapback] Pink? Blue? Purple? What is it????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 I've been out of the biz for 5 years! So I've cooked professionally for 25 and socially for 5. Thirty years of cooking.........and you're how old??? 373148[/snapback] In this corner: 30 years of cooking experience. In the other corner: a few years of serving up Granny's recipe for vomit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Tune in next week, when the Stadium Wall learns how to make Rye Toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 I've been out of the biz for 5 years! So I've cooked professionally for 25 and socially for 5. Thirty years of cooking.........and you're how old??? 373148[/snapback] See, you tried to go back to work,but this train wreck is to fun to watch, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Quick, somebody unlock the TD is the son of satan thread. It's going to be a race to 2,000! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gantrules Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Quick, somebody unlock the TD is the son of satan thread. It's going to be a race to 2,000! 373156[/snapback] You cannnnnn do itttttt!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF_in_Indiana Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 In this corner: 30 years of cooking experience. In the other corner: a few years of serving up Granny's recipe for vomit. 373152[/snapback] I've never vomitted from it, and I hate most types of food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Quick, somebody unlock the TD is the son of satan thread. It's going to be a race to 2,000! 373156[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted July 1, 2005 Author Share Posted July 1, 2005 You cannnnnn do itttttt!!!!! 373160[/snapback] Yeah, not only that, but this one was also essentially the FAT thread too. They should be merged to create a mega thread, only to be squashed by what is the SOS thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF_in_Indiana Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 IF BF SPEAKS THEY WILL COME. Basically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 IF BF SPEAKS THEY WILL COME. Basically. 373176[/snapback] What, when you walk over to the pen and say 'Baaaaaaaby I'm back!'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 IF BF SPEAKS THEY WILL COME. Basically. 373176[/snapback] So here's a solution: DON'T SPEAK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 IF BF SPEAKS THEY WILL COME. Basically. 373176[/snapback] If people smell sh1t, they usually look around to find the source... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 I'll spend my extra 5 picking out a nice Chateau Lynch Bage to go with it. 373037[/snapback] Hey, this is a Short Bus Frittata we're talking about. You're supposed to serve it with a lightly chilled RC Cola and prune juice blend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 I cook it the quickest way you can. 1. Boil some water (now how long should this take Chef Jim?). 2. Put the noodles in the water and boil them. (How long for this?) 3. Drain the noodles and allow them to sit for 5 minutes or so. 4. Throw the noodles in a frying pan. 5. Cook on "high". 6. Mix the butter into the frying noodles and stir it so it melts over the entire batch. 7. Fry the noodles to golden brown. 8. Put the eggs in with the nooodles and scramble them around. 9. Once the eggs are scrambled and the noodles crispy brown it's done. Now the only time cutting measure I see here is scrambling eggs in another frying pan while you are doing the noodles and then just dumping the scrambled eggs in with them. That would save you about 2 whole minutes. So please elaborate how you would cook this dish any quicker than a half an hour, let alone 15 minutes. 373065[/snapback] Throw the noodles in the frying pan and THEN add the butter? What kind of a moron are you? That's why it takes you an hour to make this frankenfrittata...if you don't even know how to FRY something, God only knows what else you're !@#$ing up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Two weekends ago: Grilled marinated vegetable (yellow squash, zucchini, endive) Salmon tartar Buffalo mozzarella and tomatoes Steamed asparagus Bottle of Pinot Noir Total Time (I did check)..........................35 Minutes!!! That included boiling the water for the asparagus!! 373064[/snapback] Other than the fact I'm not a salmon fan, screw the penne. TIME OUT - SERIOUS COOKING QUESTION I use a microwave steamer a lot - convienience and time. Am I better off just adding the liquid and the vegetables on the tray at the same time? Or is it better to heat the liquid to boiling, then add the veggies and steam? I know the microwave is going to cook the vegs as they steam them, but it just seems like I lose a lot of calories heating water and can easily overdo/underdo the vegetables. I had thought about pre-heating the liquid, then cutting back the traditional time by 30% or so. Thoughts? (Besides getting a vegetable steamer, I have a big seafood steamer - not going to buy new cookware for something I fix once per month. Thanks in advance, Chef. OK, BACK TO FRIVOLITY AND ASS-WHUPPIN'S!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 How long does it take you to make a Hot Pocket BF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 You're right........what the f&*k do I know. 373086[/snapback] Welcome to my PPP existance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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