Draconator Posted March 13 Posted March 13 1 hour ago, BringBackFlutie said: Someone from the board should be nominated to model for a fathead. I'll volunteer 1 1 Quote
transplantbillsfan Posted March 13 Posted March 13 3 hours ago, BuffaloBillyG said: Any answer here other than a one year subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club is wrong. It's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year Quote
Just Jack Posted March 13 Posted March 13 3 hours ago, Simon said: I would look very closely at the ingredients first... There's a brand of salsa out there with my name on it. When people ask me what's the special ingredient, I tell them "it's not love." Quote
bigK14094 Posted March 13 Posted March 13 I was thinking a Bocce Club gift certificate. But, where they live, probably Imperial pizza makes more sense. Quote
bigduke6 Posted March 13 Posted March 13 (edited) decades old Flutie flakes in a Joshs JAQs cereal box. Edited March 13 by bigduke6 Quote
Just Jack Posted March 14 Posted March 14 A calendar, so they can mark down when it's safe to, you know, so we don't have to hear about Josh missing a game because Hailee is expecting to give birth that Sunday. 1 Quote
Whkfc Posted March 14 Posted March 14 14 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: I thought it would be a good idea to pool our money together and buy Josh and Hailee a really thoughtful wedding gift. I believe they are registered on Amazon, Target and Walmart so let's get some ideas together and we can have it shipped to the reception. Josh has a big house now so he may need some stuff for the mancave. Here's a simple idea that would remind him of where he came from. https://www.bestsuppliers.com/products/pxv3nuufbgac/mengzan-baby-watermelon-fruit-shape-living-room-furniture-bean-bag-cover-chairs Website looks legit. No way I'm ever gonna see whatever it is they should be sending whether it's supposed to be a bean bag a chair or cover for a chair or a tshirt with a picture of a watermelon. Also I'm sure my banking information will be just fine with bestsuppliers. Quote
Bills!Win! Posted March 14 Posted March 14 The only thing Josh Allen doesn’t have in life is a Super Bowl. And we can’t give him that. Quote
The Firebaugh Kid Posted March 14 Posted March 14 I think they would settle for two weeks alone on a deserted island somewhere with all inclusive service. 1 Quote
SoCal Deek Posted March 14 Posted March 14 30 minutes ago, The Firebaugh Kid said: I think they would settle for two weeks alone on a deserted island somewhere with all inclusive service. Does Grand Island count? We had our prom there. It wasn’t exactly deserted, but it wasn’t overrun with tourists. 2 Quote
ddaryl Posted March 14 Posted March 14 53 minutes ago, The Firebaugh Kid said: I think they would settle for two weeks alone on a deserted island somewhere with all inclusive service. deserted island will all inclusive service ????? you can one or the other, you can never have both. Quote
Gregg Posted March 14 Posted March 14 10 hours ago, Just Jack said: A calendar, so they can mark down when it's safe to, you know, so we don't have to hear about Josh missing a game because Hailee is expecting to give birth that Sunday. 1 Quote
SoMAn Posted March 14 Posted March 14 20 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: I thought it would be a good idea to pool our money together and buy Josh and Hailee a really thoughtful wedding gift. I believe they are registered on Amazon, Target and Walmart so let's get some ideas together and we can have it shipped to the reception. Josh has a big house now so he may need some stuff for the mancave. Here's a simple idea that would remind him of where he came from. https://www.bestsuppliers.com/products/pxv3nuufbgac/mengzan-baby-watermelon-fruit-shape-living-room-furniture-bean-bag-cover-chairs Ummm...that's a big 'NO' from me. With his NFL salary, endorsements, future pension, and smart investments, Josh will probably be a billionaire before his 40th birthday. He gets plenty from all of us via tickets, NFL Sunday Ticket, merchandise sales, endorsement purchases, etc. etc. Apart from the material indulgences, he also gets his bell rung by a Hollywood starlet, with an estimated net worth of $22M. He hardly needs trinkets from this group of keyboard idiots. Now, if he cares to donate something to my Roth, I'm all ears. 🙂 1 Quote
BringBackFergy Posted March 14 Author Posted March 14 30 minutes ago, SoMAn said: Ummm...that's a big 'NO' from me. With his NFL salary, endorsements, future pension, and smart investments, Josh will probably be a billionaire before his 40th birthday. He gets plenty from all of us via tickets, NFL Sunday Ticket, merchandise sales, endorsement purchases, etc. etc. Apart from the material indulgences, he also gets his bell rung by a Hollywood starlet, with an estimated net worth of $22M. He hardly needs trinkets from this group of keyboard idiots. Now, if he cares to donate something to my Roth, I'm all ears. 🙂 You need to lighten up Francis. This is an offseason thread intended to be humorous. Quote
SoMAn Posted March 14 Posted March 14 27 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: You need to lighten up Francis. This is an offseason thread intended to be humorous. The smiley face emoji was supposed to let you know it was meant with tongue in cheek. 1 Quote
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