Wedding Gift Ideas for Josh and Hailee

[Draconator]

1 hour ago, BringBackFlutie said:

Someone from the board should be nominated to model for a fathead.

 

I'll volunteer

 

[transplantbillsfan]

3 hours ago, BuffaloBillyG said:

Any answer here other than a one year subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club is wrong.

 

It's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year 

[Just Jack]

3 hours ago, Simon said:

I would look very closely at the ingredients first...

 

There's a brand of salsa out there with my name on it.  When people ask me what's the special ingredient, I tell them "it's not love."

 

[GASabresIUFan]

[Fan in Chicago]

10 year supply of condoms 

[bigK14094]

I was thinking a Bocce Club gift certificate.  But, where they live, probably Imperial pizza makes more sense.

[bigduke6]

decades old Flutie flakes in a Joshs JAQs cereal box.

Edited Thursday at 10:24 PM by bigduke6

[billsfan89]

What do you get the woman that has everything?

[EmotionallyUnstable]

I thought they were getting us gifts? 

[Just Jack]

A calendar, so they can mark down when it's safe to, you know, so we don't have to hear about Josh missing a game because Hailee is expecting to give birth that Sunday. 

[Whkfc]

14 hours ago, BringBackFergy said:

I thought it would be a good idea to pool our money together and buy Josh and Hailee a really thoughtful wedding gift.

I believe they are registered on Amazon, Target and Walmart so let's get some ideas together and we can have it shipped to the reception.

 

Josh has a big house now so he may need some stuff for the mancave.

Here's a simple idea that would remind him of where he came from.

https://www.bestsuppliers.com/products/pxv3nuufbgac/mengzan-baby-watermelon-fruit-shape-living-room-furniture-bean-bag-cover-chairs

 

 

Website looks legit.  No way I'm ever gonna see whatever it is they should be sending whether it's supposed to be a bean bag a chair or cover for a chair or a tshirt with a picture of a watermelon. Also I'm sure my banking information will be just fine with bestsuppliers.

[PrimeTime101]

Its the thought that counts. 

[Bills!Win!]

The only thing Josh Allen doesn’t have in life is a Super Bowl. And we can’t give him that. 

[The Firebaugh Kid]

I think they would settle for two weeks alone on a deserted island somewhere with all inclusive service. 

[SoCal Deek]

30 minutes ago, The Firebaugh Kid said:

I think they would settle for two weeks alone on a deserted island somewhere with all inclusive service. 

Does Grand Island count? We had our prom there. It wasn’t exactly deserted, but it wasn’t overrun with tourists. 

[ddaryl]

53 minutes ago, The Firebaugh Kid said:

I think they would settle for two weeks alone on a deserted island somewhere with all inclusive service. 

 

 

deserted island will all inclusive service ?????

you can one or the other, you can never have both.

[Gregg]

10 hours ago, Just Jack said:

A calendar, so they can mark down when it's safe to, you know, so we don't have to hear about Josh missing a game because Hailee is expecting to give birth that Sunday. 

 

[SoMAn]

20 hours ago, BringBackFergy said:

I thought it would be a good idea to pool our money together and buy Josh and Hailee a really thoughtful wedding gift.

I believe they are registered on Amazon, Target and Walmart so let's get some ideas together and we can have it shipped to the reception.

 

Josh has a big house now so he may need some stuff for the mancave.

Here's a simple idea that would remind him of where he came from.

https://www.bestsuppliers.com/products/pxv3nuufbgac/mengzan-baby-watermelon-fruit-shape-living-room-furniture-bean-bag-cover-chairs

 

 

Ummm...that's a big 'NO' from me. 

 

With his NFL salary, endorsements, future pension, and smart investments, Josh will probably be a billionaire before his 40th birthday. He gets plenty from all of us via tickets, NFL Sunday Ticket, merchandise sales, endorsement purchases, etc. etc.  Apart from the material indulgences, he also gets his bell rung by a Hollywood starlet, with an estimated net worth of $22M.  He hardly needs trinkets from this group of keyboard idiots.

 

Now, if he cares to donate something to my Roth, I'm all ears. 🙂

[BringBackFergy]

30 minutes ago, SoMAn said:

Ummm...that's a big 'NO' from me. 

 

With his NFL salary, endorsements, future pension, and smart investments, Josh will probably be a billionaire before his 40th birthday. He gets plenty from all of us via tickets, NFL Sunday Ticket, merchandise sales, endorsement purchases, etc. etc.  Apart from the material indulgences, he also gets his bell rung by a Hollywood starlet, with an estimated net worth of $22M.  He hardly needs trinkets from this group of keyboard idiots.

 

Now, if he cares to donate something to my Roth, I'm all ears. 🙂

You need to lighten up Francis. This is an offseason thread intended to be humorous.

 

[SoMAn]

27 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

You need to lighten up Francis. This is an offseason thread intended to be humorous.

 

The smiley face emoji was supposed to let you know it was meant with tongue in cheek.