Who on TBD has been married the longest ?

[Simon]

23 minutes ago, teef said:

it's more of an attitude issue.

 

There's a doggy "style" joke buried in here somewhere but I can't find the damned thing

12 minutes ago, US Egg said:

Ok, who here isn’t a sexagenarian?

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[ExiledInIllinois]

1 hour ago, Ned Flanders said:

Marriage is like taking a hot bath...after a while, it's not so hot.

 

The wife, of 26 glorious years, hates when I crack that joke.

My wife hates when I crack a lot of things... But that will never stop guys like us!😆

[LewPort71]

This August me  and Mrs. Lew will celebrate our 50th anniversary.

We were and still are HS sweethearts.  LP class of '71

Going on a cruise.

[Metal Man]

7 minutes ago, LewPort71 said:

This August me  and Mrs. Lew will celebrate our 50th anniversary.

We were and still are HS sweethearts.  LP class of '71

Going on a cruise.

 

Congrats!

 

Celebrating 10 on a cruise this August as well.

[The Jokeman]

Darn I thought I'd win with 6 years come October lol. 

[US Egg]

2 hours ago, Augie said:

Hey now! This is a family kind of place! 

……full of senior citizens.

[RichStadiumGuy]

43 years married plus we "lived in sin" for 5 years before getting married so we've been together for 48 years total. It's kinda funny... my wife's mother wasn't real happy about the living together thing for quite a while and then at the dinner table on Thanksgiving day a few years after we were married she said looking back at all of their friend's kids that had gotten divorced after a short marriage that maybe that living together first thing might not be such a bad idea after all.

 

I guess I should add that I was married for 7 torturous years to my high school sweetheart starting not long after graduating high school before stumbling across the real woman I'm happily married to now!

[BringBackFergy]

Dirty 30 this July. 

[ExiledInIllinois]

2 hours ago, The Jokeman said:

Darn I thought I'd win with 6 years come October lol. 

×7 Tries... Yes! 😆 

[Just Jack]

5 hours ago, Augie said:

As I’ve mentioned, we had our 40th anniversary last Sunday. It’s just so hard to believe it’s been that many years. 

 

My wife and I have been together for 10.5 years, married for 7.5 of those.  We have mentioned it doesn't seem like it's been that long. My longest relationship before her was about 5 years. 

Edited Thursday at 07:56 PM by Just Jack

[Doc]

Just over 28 years.

[HOUSE]

I had 4 really great friends married over 25 years and they are all dead.

Coincidence? I think not

Edited Thursday at 10:21 PM by HOUSE

[Augie]

2 minutes ago, HOUSE said:

I had 4 really great friends married over 30 years, they are all dead.

Coincidence? I think not

 

How many convictions did that lead to? 

[Fr. Jerk]

I been married to the streets since birth, ya dig?

Edited Thursday at 09:28 PM by Fr. Jerk

[EmotionallyUnstable]

5 hours ago, The Jokeman said:

Darn I thought I'd win with 6 years come October lol. 

8 years come October for me. Guess we have some ground to make up. 

52 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

How many convictions did that lead to? 

The older you get, the shorter the life sentence becomes. Life in prison has a whole new ring to it when you only have so many left anyways!

[Augie]

7 minutes ago, EmotionallyUnstable said:

 

The older you get, the shorter the life sentence becomes. Life in prison has a whole new ring to it when you only have so many left anyways!

 

 

It’s starting to look like an absolute bargain!  😂 

[johndhall1]

38 years

[US Egg]

7 hours ago, BringBackFergy said:

Dirty 30 this July. 

So roses, dinner and handcuffs?

[SinceThe70s]

5 hours ago, HOUSE said:

I had 4 really great friends married over 25 years and they are all dead.

Coincidence? I think not

 

Why do husbands usually die before their wives? Because they want to.

[Guffalo]

We will have 43 years in November, Conviction for a double homicide would have been out in 20 or so years with good behavior, but, decisions were made and here we are.....