Simon Posted February 20 Posted February 20 On 2/20/2025 at 3:15 PM, teef said: it's more of an attitude issue. Expand There's a doggy "style" joke buried in here somewhere but I can't find the damned thing On 2/20/2025 at 3:26 PM, US Egg said: Ok, who here isn’t a sexagenarian? Expand 56 1 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 20 Posted February 20 On 2/20/2025 at 3:26 PM, Ned Flanders said: Marriage is like taking a hot bath...after a while, it's not so hot. The wife, of 26 glorious years, hates when I crack that joke. Expand My wife hates when I crack a lot of things... But that will never stop guys like us!😆 1 Quote
LewPort71 Posted February 20 Author Posted February 20 This August me and Mrs. Lew will celebrate our 50th anniversary. We were and still are HS sweethearts. LP class of '71 Going on a cruise. 3 10 Quote
Metal Man Posted February 20 Posted February 20 On 2/20/2025 at 4:36 PM, LewPort71 said: This August me and Mrs. Lew will celebrate our 50th anniversary. We were and still are HS sweethearts. LP class of '71 Going on a cruise. Expand Congrats! Celebrating 10 on a cruise this August as well. 2 Quote
The Jokeman Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Darn I thought I'd win with 6 years come October lol. Quote
US Egg Posted February 20 Posted February 20 On 2/20/2025 at 3:29 PM, Augie said: Hey now! This is a family kind of place! Expand ……full of senior citizens. 1 Quote
RichStadiumGuy Posted February 20 Posted February 20 43 years married plus we "lived in sin" for 5 years before getting married so we've been together for 48 years total. It's kinda funny... my wife's mother wasn't real happy about the living together thing for quite a while and then at the dinner table on Thanksgiving day a few years after we were married she said looking back at all of their friend's kids that had gotten divorced after a short marriage that maybe that living together first thing might not be such a bad idea after all. I guess I should add that I was married for 7 torturous years to my high school sweetheart starting not long after graduating high school before stumbling across the real woman I'm happily married to now! 3 2 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 20 Posted February 20 On 2/20/2025 at 4:51 PM, The Jokeman said: Darn I thought I'd win with 6 years come October lol. Expand ×7 Tries... Yes! 😆 Quote
Just Jack Posted February 20 Posted February 20 (edited) On 2/20/2025 at 2:23 PM, Augie said: As I’ve mentioned, we had our 40th anniversary last Sunday. It’s just so hard to believe it’s been that many years. Expand My wife and I have been together for 10.5 years, married for 7.5 of those. We have mentioned it doesn't seem like it's been that long. My longest relationship before her was about 5 years. Edited February 20 by Just Jack Quote
HOUSE Posted February 20 Posted February 20 (edited) I had 4 really great friends married over 25 years and they are all dead. Coincidence? I think not Edited February 20 by HOUSE 3 Quote
Augie Posted February 20 Posted February 20 On 2/20/2025 at 9:11 PM, HOUSE said: I had 4 really great friends married over 30 years, they are all dead. Coincidence? I think not Expand How many convictions did that lead to? 3 Quote
Fr. Jerk Posted February 20 Posted February 20 (edited) I been married to the streets since birth, ya dig? Edited February 20 by Fr. Jerk Quote
EmotionallyUnstable Posted February 20 Posted February 20 On 2/20/2025 at 4:51 PM, The Jokeman said: Darn I thought I'd win with 6 years come October lol. Expand 8 years come October for me. Guess we have some ground to make up. On 2/20/2025 at 9:14 PM, Augie said: How many convictions did that lead to? Expand The older you get, the shorter the life sentence becomes. Life in prison has a whole new ring to it when you only have so many left anyways! 1 Quote
Augie Posted February 20 Posted February 20 On 2/20/2025 at 10:06 PM, EmotionallyUnstable said: The older you get, the shorter the life sentence becomes. Life in prison has a whole new ring to it when you only have so many left anyways! Expand It’s starting to look like an absolute bargain! 😂 Quote
US Egg Posted February 21 Posted February 21 On 2/20/2025 at 6:33 PM, BringBackFergy said: Dirty 30 this July. Expand So roses, dinner and handcuffs? 1 Quote
SinceThe70s Posted February 21 Posted February 21 On 2/20/2025 at 9:11 PM, HOUSE said: I had 4 really great friends married over 25 years and they are all dead. Coincidence? I think not Expand Why do husbands usually die before their wives? Because they want to. 1 Quote
Guffalo Posted February 21 Posted February 21 We will have 43 years in November, Conviction for a double homicide would have been out in 20 or so years with good behavior, but, decisions were made and here we are..... Quote
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