Super Bowl 2025 commercials…$8M for 30 sec

[Ralonzo]

[6:37]

1) Lilo & Stitch. Less than amusing slapstick.

2) Youtube TV. Somewhat amusing slapstick.

[sonyab1974]

On 2/4/2025 at 12:51 PM, T master said:

 

 

OMG I'VE TURNED INTO MY OLD MAN !!! PLEASE SEND HELP ASAP .....😪

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Yeah I don’t watch the superbowl commercials online. I wait until they show it during the superbowl. 

[Ralonzo]

[6:48] 

1) Dunkins jam with Belichick and a lot of physchedelics.

2) How to **** your Dragon.

3) Pfizer, mama said knock you out (with periodcarditis)

[Ralonzo]

[6:54]

1) MCU is scrambling. Thunderbolts? No thanks.

2) MSC Cruises? Orlando Bloom and someone who someone somewhere considers is funny but.

3) Little Caesars featuring Eugene Levy's eyebrows he stole from Leonid Brezhnev.

4) Something or other. They didn't say anything and I blinked.

[Ralonzo]

[7:02]

1) T-Mobile + Starlink to have a space based network to monito... I mean, give you service anywhere.

2) Homes.com thaws out Morgan Freeman for a plug

3) Ray-ban and Meta AI Glasses. See #1.

4) Indycar featuring Puta or something.

[sonyab1974]

10 minutes ago, Ralonzo said:

[6:54]

1) MCU is scrambling. Thunderbolts? No thanks.

 

I did like Julia Louis-Dreyfus’s hair! Or a wig. Whatever it is it looks really good on her. 

[Just Jack]

11 minutes ago, Ralonzo said:

 

2) MSC Cruises? Orlando Bloom and someone who someone somewhere considers is funny but.

It is Americas Sweetheart Drew Barrymore. 

[Ralonzo]

[7:11]

1) Doritos. They've always had lame SB ads, lets see if this is the year it changes. Nope.

2) Cirkul water bottle.

3) Michelob Ultra Pickleball with Willem Dafoe.

[Ralonzo]

[7:19] End of quarter, some local

1) Hulu on Disney+ or Disney on Hulu+ or something

2) Ritz saltiest people.

3) Red Bull give you incontinence

4) Squarespace with Scottish vandals

5) A walking lawn talking about Open Source AI

[7:24]

1) Mountain Dew Baja Buzz with... Seal. And Ganja.

2) Every TV mascot for Instacart.

3) Coors Light Sloths on Monday

4) Stand Up To All Hate (except for hating the Chiefs)

5) Eli's victory parade

[sonyab1974]

Sloth commercial!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Ralonzo]

[7:29]

1) Uber Eats McConaughy conspiracy

2) Weathertech born to be mild

3) Turbotax magic taxes version 2.0

[Ralonzo]

[7:38]

1) Google wants to know everything about you for our AI. So we can help you. Yeah, that's the ticket.

2) Rocket Mortgage "Country Roads". They're a bunch of crooks but it's a great song, I'll allow it.

[Ralonzo]

[7:45]

1) Johnny Cash and Rick Rubin is a winning formula.

2) Liquid Death. It's just water isn't it? Like why wouldn't you be booze with that name?

3) Hexclad cookware, Gordon Ramsey, not really sure where they're going

4) Duracell is on my sh*tlist now after Tom Brady finally shut up.

[sonyab1974]

The father and daughter commercial is so sweet! Awwww! And I love the country roads song! 

[Chaos]

these commericials are just awful

 

[Ralonzo]

[7:51]

1) ChatGPT with a commercial run through a dot matrix printer to make you think they're not SkyNet. "ChatGPT: Don't Worry About It"

2) Oh HELL NO. Coffee Mate Cold Foam apparently filmed in a airport restroom stall.

3) NFL something or other.

[sonyab1974]

That tongue commercial was gross!!!! 

[Ralonzo]

[7:59]

1) Dodge Ram 3 bears

2) Hellmann's Mayonnaise When Harry Met Sally 

3) Pringle's mustache

4) Budweiser A Clydesdale Walks Into A Bar

 

[sonyab1974]

When Harry met Sally! 😂😂

[Ralonzo]

[8:09] And the beat goes on

1) Nike with the #1 highest rated 30 seconds in women's sports this year.

2) NYU Langone Health. How much profit is there in healthcare anyway?

3) Boob Cancer. See #2.