/dev/null Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.ns...ufo%20sightings My own theory on the matter is that the greys have reached the extent of knowledge that can be gained by cattle mutilation and rectal probing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 My own theory on the matter is that the greys have reached the extent of knowledge that can be gained by cattle mutilation and rectal probing 369729[/snapback] Sounds like sour grapes to me. You're probably just jealous because the aliens haven't rectal probed you yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Spielberg says, "There are millions of video cameras out there and they're picking up less videos of UFOs, alleged UFOs, than we picked up in the 1970s and 1980s. There's 150 per cent more cameras, so why are we getting less from up there? Well gee Steve, it sure couldn't be because all those people in the 70s were full of crap. Some things are just unexplainable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 28, 2005 Author Share Posted June 28, 2005 Sounds like sour grapes to me. You're probably just jealous because the aliens haven't rectal probed you yet... 369730[/snapback] i'm not eligible for the probe. here's how the aliens decide what tests to run... Kirk fans = rectal probe Picard fans = take sample of clearly superior DNA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.ns...ufo%20sightings My own theory on the matter is that the greys have reached the extent of knowledge that can be gained by cattle mutilation and rectal probing 369729[/snapback] Once Earth technology put music and video on-line and open to piracy, they did so and have moved on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 i'm not eligible for the probe. here's how the aliens decide what tests to run... Kirk fans = rectal probe Picard fans = take sample of clearly superior DNA 369740[/snapback] Well, then, the aliens may as well tell me to put the turkey in the oven and bend over because there's no way I can be a fan of a character who bangs Whoopie Goldberg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.ns...ufo%20sightings My own theory on the matter is that the greys have reached the extent of knowledge that can be gained by cattle mutilation and rectal probing 369729[/snapback] Then its time they start cattle probing and rectal mutilation. ...just dont start on me. I hear Steven Speilberg may be interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Well, then, the aliens may as well tell me to put the turkey in the oven and bend over because there's no way I can be a fan of a character who bangs Whoopie Goldberg. 369744[/snapback] Ted Danson was on Star Trek? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 28, 2005 Author Share Posted June 28, 2005 Ted Danson was on Star Trek? 369756[/snapback] Ted Danson is an alien-human hybrid. Just look at that phreakish forehead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
envirojeff Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Two possible reasons: 1.) There are less trailer parks in the country now than there were 20 yrs ago. 2.) Scientology, It's not aliens at all it's scientologists. Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Maybe aliens have seen enough of Britney, J-Lo, and Tom Cruise to WANT to stay away from earth. Lord knows, I'd do the same if I were them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Once Earth technology put music and video on-line and open to piracy, they did so and have moved on. 369741[/snapback] Nice avatar, wise ass Friggin Scrooge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Nice avatar, wise ass Friggin Scrooge 369787[/snapback] Awright, Awright...I apologize and retract everything I said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Better psych meds these days? People saving film/media space for porn? They've infiltrated us and are already taking-over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tossy McSalad Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 aliens haven't rectal probed you yet... 369730[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 i'm not eligible for the probe. here's how the aliens decide what tests to run... Kirk fans = rectal probe Picard fans = take sample of clearly superior DNA 369740[/snapback] And Christopher Pike fans they leave alone, because they KNOW a Christopher Pike fan will kick their asses... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 i'm not eligible for the probe. here's how the aliens decide what tests to run... Kirk fans = rectal probe Picard fans = take sample of clearly superior DNA 369740[/snapback] http://www.storewars.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 I'm a little concerned about that lack of witch reports, lately. And where have all the incubi gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 I'm a little concerned about that lack of witch reports, lately. And where have all the incubi gone? 369950[/snapback] Bigfoot sightings are up though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobody Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 ufo has been replaced with god alien has been replaced with angel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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