HOUSE Posted Monday at 09:58 PM Posted Monday at 09:58 PM If there is a fumble your head will be all messed up 1 Quote
PromoTheRobot Posted Monday at 10:03 PM Posted Monday at 10:03 PM 27 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: I bet you’re a lot of fun at parties ...and golf outings, too. 4 Quote
PBF81 Posted Tuesday at 01:47 AM Posted Tuesday at 01:47 AM 5 hours ago, Aussie Joe said: The six Bills pallbearers sure to drop your casket on the way out of the church … Kincaid Trent Sherfield Diggs Charles ( Hands of) Clay Gabe Davis Zay Jones Oddly, "Mr. Hands" Coleman's drop% rate this year was higher than Davis' while he was with the Bills. Maybe include him. On a sidenote, his catch% is one of the lowest for any Bills WR on Allen's watch otherwise. Ranked 116th among WRs. No WR worse than him had more yards. Only two players were within 200 yards and only two had more receptions, Dionyae Johnson had 4 more receptions, DeMarcus Robinson had 2 more receptions. 1 Quote
HOUSE Posted Tuesday at 01:11 PM Posted Tuesday at 01:11 PM (edited) Just use the microwave or be frozen like Walt Disney Edited Tuesday at 01:17 PM by HOUSE Quote
Buckets Posted Tuesday at 01:55 PM Posted Tuesday at 01:55 PM 18 hours ago, Chandler#81 said: We need to lighten up a little. Here’s some Bills jokes. Feel free to add your own. How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win the Super Bowl? Nobody knows and we may never find out.. Whats the difference between a Buffalo Bill and a dollar bill? The dollar bill is good for four quarters! How many Bills Mafia does it take to change a lightbulb? None they are happy living in the Chiefs shadow! Whats the best part about dating a Bills fan? She won’t be asking for a ring! This post definitely deserves a 👍 1 Quote
HamptonBillsfan Posted Tuesday at 02:36 PM Posted Tuesday at 02:36 PM Be happy you’re not a Jets fan Be happy you’re not a Jets fan Quote
skibum Posted Tuesday at 05:18 PM Posted Tuesday at 05:18 PM When did Dalton Kincaid hurt his knee? When he blew the game. Quote
Nephilim17 Posted Tuesday at 05:26 PM Posted Tuesday at 05:26 PM 22 hours ago, Chandler#81 said: We need to lighten up a little. Here’s some Bills jokes. Feel free to add your own. How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win the Super Bowl? Nobody knows and we may never find out.. Whats the difference between a Buffalo Bill and a dollar bill? The dollar bill is good for four quarters! How many Bills Mafia does it take to change a lightbulb? None they are happy living in the Chiefs shadow! Whats the best part about dating a Bills fan? She won’t be asking for a ring! Those were awesome and I literally laughed out loud! Thanks! 1 Quote
leonbus23 Posted Tuesday at 11:50 PM Posted Tuesday at 11:50 PM Me prepping for Super Bowl 86, the next time the Bills make it! 1 Quote
SinceThe70s Posted Wednesday at 12:40 AM Posted Wednesday at 12:40 AM On 1/27/2025 at 2:33 PM, gonzo1105 said: I do feel bad for the people like my mother who were born in the late 60s or early 70s as Bills fans because they have never gotten to see any world title of any kind in their lifetime. I mean I’m 39 turning 40 this year and I’m tired of watching them fail every year especially now they I know they have a QB who can get them there. At some point you would think we’d catch a break and I’m pretty level headed after the loss tbh I was born early 60's and still waiting, but I'm also an out-of-towner so def not the same experience as locals. Might sound like a broken record (remember those?) but I was thrilled when my sons took to the Bills - I never pushed it on them. We witnessed the drought-breaking TD by Boyd together and went nuts together. When we drafted Josh they were high school and middle school and asked me if he'd be any good. I told them I had no idea but we got one of the four so I was happy. When 13 seconds happened we were crushed and I told them that was their official indoctrination to Bills fandom. In the meantime their Mom felt left out and now is fully in with us. It sucks that we haven't made it to the top yet, they're all feeling the strain more and more each year especially wifey! No regrets that I chose to be a Bills fan and happy as hell that my fam adopted them as well. Despite another disappointing end to the season I'm looking forward to next year! Go Bills! 3 Quote
TheyCallMeAndy Posted Wednesday at 12:43 AM Posted Wednesday at 12:43 AM Safest place to be during a tornado (in 2012)? Bills stadium. Touchdowns are rare. 2 Quote
Alphadawg7 Posted Wednesday at 12:52 AM Posted Wednesday at 12:52 AM On 1/27/2025 at 11:35 AM, JohnNord said: Pallbearers = Stefon Diggs, Ronnie Harmon, Stevie Johnson, Dalton Kincaid, Josh Reed, and Zay Jones Charles Clay too 1 Quote
JohnNord Posted Wednesday at 12:59 AM Posted Wednesday at 12:59 AM 7 minutes ago, Alphadawg7 said: Charles Clay too Clay and Kincaid - shoulder to shoulder 1 Quote
Another Fan Posted Wednesday at 01:10 AM Posted Wednesday at 01:10 AM If you feel like getting a hug from someone what's the easiest way? Tell them you are a Buffalo Bills fan (true story happened to me once) 2 Quote
EmotionallyUnstable Posted Wednesday at 01:18 AM Posted Wednesday at 01:18 AM I don’t have a lot of happy memories of my childhood. My father was an abusive drunk. When he wasn’t out gambling away all the rent money, he was at home yelling angry tirades. It was only a matter of time until one of us knew we were able to be had. Still, all the physical pain was nothing in comparison to the emotional trauma my sibilings and I dealt with on a daily basis. It’s the scars like this that effect me to this very day and, for that, I can never forgive him. Yet, even as I sit here right now, I can without a doubt say the worst thing he ever did to me was make me a fan of the Buffalo Bills. disclaimer: this is not a real story. No innocent children were injured in the creation of this humor. 1 Quote
Mikie2times Posted Wednesday at 01:29 AM Posted Wednesday at 01:29 AM 1 hour ago, leonbus23 said: Me prepping for Super Bowl 86, the next time the Bills make it! Don't kid, that's next years run 1 Quote
Fr. Jerk Posted Wednesday at 02:30 AM Posted Wednesday at 02:30 AM A Browns fan already beat you to it. 1 Quote
BobbyC81 Posted Wednesday at 04:00 AM Posted Wednesday at 04:00 AM On 1/27/2025 at 11:33 AM, gonzo1105 said: I do feel bad for the people like my mother who were born in the late 60s or early 70s as Bills fans because they have never gotten to see any world title of any kind in their lifetime. I mean I’m 39 turning 40 this year and I’m tired of watching them fail every year especially now they I know they have a QB who can get them there. At some point you would think we’d catch a break and I’m pretty level headed after the loss tbh Yeah, I was born in the same era of your Mom. I was too young for the AFL titles. For those “youngsters “ lamenting first the ‘drought’ and now not being able to beat the Chiefs, a real low period as a Bills fan was the back-to-back 2-14 seasons of 1984 & ‘85. 1 Quote
SydneyBillsFan Posted Wednesday at 04:18 AM Posted Wednesday at 04:18 AM What's the difference between the Bills and a bucket of crap? The bucket. 2 Quote
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