Chandler#81 Posted Monday at 07:24 PM Posted Monday at 07:24 PM We need to lighten up a little. Here’s some Bills jokes. Feel free to add your own. How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win the Super Bowl? Nobody knows and we may never find out.. Whats the difference between a Buffalo Bill and a dollar bill? The dollar bill is good for four quarters! How many Bills Mafia does it take to change a lightbulb? None they are happy living in the Chiefs shadow! Whats the best part about dating a Bills fan? She won’t be asking for a ring! 4 26 3 3 Quote
Bullfrog Posted Monday at 07:28 PM Posted Monday at 07:28 PM Q: What does BILLS stand for? Blew It Like Last Season Seemed fitting lol 5 Quote
PromoTheRobot Posted Monday at 07:31 PM Posted Monday at 07:31 PM 6 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: We need to lighten up a little. Here’s some Bills jokes. Feel free to add your own. How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win the Super Bowl? Nobody knows and we may never find out.. Whats the difference between a Buffalo Bill and a dollar bill? The dollar bill is good for four quarters! How many Bills Mafia does it take to change a lightbulb? None they are happy living in the Chiefs shadow! Whats the best part about dating a Bills fan? She won’t be asking for a ring! We could get Kincaid to drop you. 4 Quote
gonzo1105 Posted Monday at 07:33 PM Posted Monday at 07:33 PM I do feel bad for the people like my mother who were born in the late 60s or early 70s as Bills fans because they have never gotten to see any world title of any kind in their lifetime. I mean I’m 39 turning 40 this year and I’m tired of watching them fail every year especially now they I know they have a QB who can get them there. At some point you would think we’d catch a break and I’m pretty level headed after the loss tbh 2 Quote
JohnNord Posted Monday at 07:35 PM Posted Monday at 07:35 PM 8 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: We need to lighten up a little. Here’s some Bills jokes. Feel free to add your own. How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win the Super Bowl? Nobody knows and we may never find out.. Whats the difference between a Buffalo Bill and a dollar bill? The dollar bill is good for four quarters! How many Bills Mafia does it take to change a lightbulb? None they are happy living in the Chiefs shadow! Whats the best part about dating a Bills fan? She won’t be asking for a ring! 2 minutes ago, PromoTheRobot said: We could get Kincaid to drop you. Pallbearers = Stefon Diggs, Ronnie Harmon, Stevie Johnson, Dalton Kincaid, Josh Reed, and Zay Jones 5 Quote
boyst Posted Monday at 07:36 PM Posted Monday at 07:36 PM (edited) Riddle: our offense Punchline: our defense Ha ha ha ha. Edited Monday at 08:46 PM by boyst 3 Quote
Draconator Posted Monday at 07:38 PM Posted Monday at 07:38 PM What's the difference between Josh Allen and a hang glider? A hang glider lands in the fairway. 1 Quote
PBF81 Posted Monday at 07:41 PM Posted Monday at 07:41 PM Quote When I die I want 6 Buffalo Bills as pallbearers so they can let me down one last time More appropriate, just put a folding table over the open grave and throw the deceased in there through the table. Then douse him in ketchup. 2 3 Quote
Chandler#81 Posted Monday at 08:07 PM Author Posted Monday at 08:07 PM 35 minutes ago, PromoTheRobot said: We could get Kincaid to drop you. He’s not tough enough 1 1 Quote
Bullfrog Posted Monday at 08:07 PM Posted Monday at 08:07 PM 33 minutes ago, gonzo1105 said: I do feel bad for the people like my mother who were born in the late 60s or early 70s as Bills fans because they have never gotten to see any world title of any kind in their lifetime. I mean I’m 39 turning 40 this year and I’m tired of watching them fail every year especially now they I know they have a QB who can get them there. At some point you would think we’d catch a break and I’m pretty level headed after the loss tbh Born in 73. I know all about pain and depression from losses Quote
Billz4ever Posted Monday at 08:09 PM Posted Monday at 08:09 PM 39 minutes ago, Bullfrog said: Q: What does BILLS stand for? Blew It Like Last Season Seemed fitting lol You know it's getting bad when it had to get changed from "Boy, I Love Losing Superbowls" to that because we can't get over the hump. 5 Quote
Aussie Joe Posted Monday at 08:18 PM Posted Monday at 08:18 PM The six Bills pallbearers sure to drop your casket on the way out of the church … Kincaid Trent Sherfield Diggs Charles ( Hands of) Clay Gabe Davis Zay Jones 2 Quote
Chandler#81 Posted Monday at 09:35 PM Author Posted Monday at 09:35 PM 2 hours ago, PromoTheRobot said: We could get Kincaid to drop you. I bet you’re a lot of fun at parties 1 Quote
Chandler#81 Posted Monday at 09:43 PM Author Posted Monday at 09:43 PM How do you stop a Bills fan from beating his wife? Dress her in a Chiefs uniform 1 3 Quote
ghostwriter Posted Monday at 09:44 PM Posted Monday at 09:44 PM If you follow a good NFL team you’ll be happy.. If you follow a bad one you’ll become a philosopher. 4 Quote
Chandler#81 Posted Monday at 09:45 PM Author Posted Monday at 09:45 PM Did you hear about the blonde burglar? She broke into the Bills trophy room! 1 Quote
Pasaluki Posted Monday at 09:48 PM Posted Monday at 09:48 PM Buffalo's Nickel Defense against Kansas City is known as the Smashed Penny. 1 Quote
Chandler#81 Posted Monday at 09:50 PM Author Posted Monday at 09:50 PM My wife was gonna give my daughter a Bills jersey but i reminded her its a choking hazard 7 Quote
Billsfanatic8989 Posted Monday at 09:53 PM Posted Monday at 09:53 PM 2 hours ago, Bullfrog said: Q: What does BILLS stand for? Blew It Like Last Season Seemed fitting lol Boy I love Losing Sundays Quote
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