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Bills win on Sunday in a game that finally went their way. A play that usually spells doom for the Bills turns our way. On the way home from the game I told my wife I can feel the luck changing. Stopped at the Casino and we both won a few BILL$. Good start to the next game. Monday night bowling hit my first 700 series.

 

Tuesday I had surgery scheduled for a hand issue n State College, PA.. I was wheeled in the operating room and the nurses were reading me for the surgery, IV, monitors and blood pressure sleeve and the like. As the surgery was about to start the anesthesiologist asked me if I was ready.......Just before I was to go under I stopped him and asked him to wait as I heard" Mr Brightside" playing over the speakers in the OR. He and all the others in the room wanted to know why that was notable to me. Before going under I had to explain to them the significance of that song and that it is Championship Week for the Bills and us fans.   ANOTHER SIGN?

 

Obviously they are not BILLS FANS.

 

 

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12 minutes ago, Stroke 17 said:

Tuesday I had surgery scheduled for a hand issue n State College, PA.

 

Was this surgery due to your 17 strokes??

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29 minutes ago, Stroke 17 said:

Tuesday I had surgery scheduled for a hand issue n State College, PA..

I attend Penn State's online school. 

 

They lost in the college playoffs. 

 

They took one for the Bills. 

 

Bills win Super Bowl. 

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5 minutes ago, Special K said:

 

Now my joke seems less funny

Hate to break it to you, but it was no humdinger before you ended up with egg on your face. 😂

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Anybody with dreams of the bills winning?

 

I've had very power and realistic dreams were the Bills win the SB.  Never know who them team they are playing against is (usually the Dolphins or Chiefs), but the fact of the matter is that it they win the SB.

 

I think I'll see it once in my life.  I hope this is the year!

☝️☝️☝️

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3 minutes ago, Artful Dodger said:

I sacrificed a goat and checked its entrails, and there were no signs of corruption.  It looks good for this weekend.  

 

Can you give us a description of this goat? How do we know……

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6 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

I’ve had an erection for 3 1/2 days…so I got that goin for me - which is nice. 

use of popsickle sticks don't count

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11 minutes ago, saundena said:

Anybody with dreams of the bills winning?

 

I've had very power and realistic dreams were the Bills win the SB.  Never know who them team they are playing against is (usually the Dolphins or Chiefs), but the fact of the matter is that it they win the SB.

 

I think I'll see it once in my life.  I hope this is the year!

☝️☝️☝️


after the Bills lost the music city miracle, I started having this recurring dream of the Bills beating the Titans 70-7, with peerless price catching a long bomb in the end zone (which I can see from an end zone angle).
 

i kid you not, but i still have that dream from time to time to this day. It’s bizarre. 

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13 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

I’ve had an erection for 3 1/2 days…so I got that goin for me - which is nice. 

On what planet is having a 3 1/2” erection for days a good sign? 🤷‍♂️

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1 minute ago, transient said:

On what planet is having a 3 1/2” erection for days a good sign? 🤷‍♂️

Days or inches don’t matter. If it stays another day, I’ll shellac it. 

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8 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

Days or inches don’t matter. If it stays another day, I’ll shellac it. 

 

Time and space, we know this is all an illusion anyway. 

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