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20 hours ago, Rubes said:

No idea what's going on in Western NY, but this seems less than ideal.

 

Um…actually, I can think of nothing MORE ideal than a lake effect snowstorm that triggers an official New York State of Emergency. The snow, the wind, and the cold are tri-arbiters of football mettle. They forge football character and enervate the gridiron’s gutless. They separate the weak from the chafed. They favor the fearless and taunt those who do not aspire to elevate themselves into the pantheon of playoff immortality.

 

<< cue inspirational David Robidoux music from NFL Films >>

 

Oh, the boys in blue: snowbelt gladiators of the Western New York hinterlands, exemplars of the Zubaz-adorned wildlings who protect America’s northeast flank from the hordes of Canadian invaders, train best for playoff carnage only in winter’s grandest of tempests.

 

And Chiefs fans think bad weather is THEIR ally?? El oh el. They merely adopted the snow and wind and cold. Bills Mafia was BORN in it…MOLDED by it. We don’t see halfway decent weather until May, and by then it’s nothing to us but sweat-inducing. Winter weather betrays the Chiefs because it belongs to the Bills. Our team showed the nation exactly where they’ve made their winter seasonal home while wing-clipping the frozen Ravens. This Sunday, they will break Kansas City.

 

<< Narrator: Kay removes her coat, cranks up the office AC, and attempts to punch a hole through a nearby cubicle wall. >>

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41 minutes ago, ComradeKayAdams said:

 

Um…actually, I can think of nothing MORE ideal than a lake effect snowstorm that triggers an official New York State of Emergency. The snow, the wind, and the cold are tri-arbiters of football mettle. They forge football character and enervate the gridiron’s gutless. They separate the weak from the chafed. They favor the fearless and taunt those who do not aspire to elevate themselves into the pantheon of playoff immortality.

 

<< cue inspirational David Robidoux music from NFL Films >>

 

Oh, the boys in blue: snowbelt gladiators of the Western New York hinterlands, exemplars of the Zubaz-adorned wildlings who protect America’s northeast flank from the hordes of Canadian invaders, train best for playoff carnage only in winter’s grandest of tempests.

 

And Chiefs fans think bad weather is THEIR ally?? El oh el. They merely adopted the snow and wind and cold. Bills Mafia was BORN in it…MOLDED by it. We don’t see halfway decent weather until May, and by then it’s nothing to us but sweat-inducing. Winter weather betrays the Chiefs because it belongs to the Bills. Our team showed the nation exactly where they’ve made their winter seasonal home while wing-clipping the frozen Ravens. This Sunday, they will break Kansas City.

 

<< Narrator: Kay removes her coat, cranks up the office AC, and attempts to punch a hole through a nearby cubicle wall. >>

I heard the voice of John Facenda when I read that.

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