Question for the "What did you do to help the Bills win?" ritual crowd

[Beck Water]

3 minutes ago, Simon said:

No worries, I've seen this before.

You have to fill it full of wolf whiskers and bury it under a bison range during a waxing moon.

 

Waxing moon this week, Check.

Bison range, locally available although possibly hard to dig right now, Check

The wolf whiskers have me stymied.  Are there any acceptable substitutes?

 

I'm wondering if instead of breaking it or burying it, I should fill it with sage and burn the sage, in a petition to the spirit of the Bills former greats to enter and inspire this team.

[Simon]

8 minutes ago, Beck Water said:

 

Waxing moon this week, Check.

Bison range, locally available although possibly hard to dig right now, Check

The wolf whiskers have me stymied.  Are there any acceptable substitutes?

 

 

A herding or sporting dog is acceptable since we're working on something as innocuous as a football team.

You don't want to agitate your own, so subtly visit one of your neighbors dogs with a concealed pair of safety scissors.

The more neighbors, the better since we're working toward a pack concept.

If you're OK with canine kidnapping you can actually have one of those dogs dig the hole. 

[Bray Wyatt]

Is the pit still around? Maybe it needs to be fed more