Seahawks-Bears anyone? (Live Game Thread)

[SirAndrew]

Herbsteit is awful, how are the Bears “in the process of breaking the cycle”? 

[Chicken Boo]

There is a zero percent chance the Bears can make up that lost yardage. 

 

Might as well bring out the punter now.

[frostbitmic]

Please let this game go to overtime.

[SageAgainstTheMachine]

Most QBs get gifts for their linemen.  I wonder if Williams has bothered to learn the names of his, as it’s certainly information he won’t need for next season.

[The Helmet of]

5 minutes ago, Chicken Boo said:

There is a zero percent chance the Bears can make up that lost yardage. 

 

Might as well bring out the punter now.

They won’t even try to. Caleb Williams loves getting sacked and will not throw the ball down field for fear of interceptions.

 

Is it true that he hasn’t thrown any picks during the 9 game losing streak!!!

 

Rather than be a turnover machine he just turns turtle. 
 

Chicago is a train wreck.

Edited December 27, 2024 by The Helmet of

[Big Turk]

This game is so terrible both teams should be given losses.

 

There are no winners in this game, only losers for being forced to watch 3 hours of some of the worst football you'll see all year.

[WotAGuy]

Was that fan chanting “FML, FML…”

[Sojourner]

The stats of Caleb really don’t reflect how awful a watch him and the Bears are. 

[RiotAct]

2 minutes ago, Big Turk said:

This game is so terrible both teams should be given losses.

 

There are no winners in this game, only losers for being forced to watch 3 hours of some of the worst football you'll see all year.

Goodell must be loving it!  (Live in person, even.)

[Dr. Who]

1 minute ago, Sojourner said:

The stats of Caleb really don’t reflect how awful a watch him and the Bears are. 

Sorry, can't tear myself away from the excitement of watching paint drying on the paint drying channel.

[Real McClappy]

Hawks suck so bad but Bears are even worse. 

[Sierra Foothills]

6 minutes ago, SirAndrew said:

Herbsteit is awful, how are the Bears “in the process of breaking the cycle”? 

 

You have to trust the process in order to understand.

 

6 minutes ago, Chicken Boo said:

There is a zero percent chance the Bears can make up that lost yardage. 

 

Might as well bring out the punter now.

 

Is there a scenario where it would actually make sense to punt on a down other than 4th down?

 

I'm asking because I don't actually want to do the mental gymnastics.

 

4 minutes ago, frostbitmic said:

Please let this game go to overtime.

 

 

3 minutes ago, Big Turk said:

This game is so terrible both teams should be given losses.

 

There are no winners in this game, only losers for being forced to watch 3 hours of some of the worst football you'll see all year.

 

If I stop watching at 2:45 does that change anything?

 

4 minutes ago, Sojourner said:

The stats of Caleb really don’t reflect how awful a watch him and the Bears are. 

 

Shhhhh... would you keep it down please?

 

2 minutes ago, Dr. Who said:

Sorry, can't tear myself away from the excitement of watching paint drying on the paint drying channel.

 

It was in 1999 when TiVo was first rolled out... we live in great times...

 

[The Helmet of]

12 minutes ago, SirAndrew said:

Herbsteit is awful, how are the Bears “in the process of breaking the cycle”? 

Hype up everything is a KPI for these analysts. “These guys are dead in the water” is not allowed.  
 

One of the reasons I like Al Michaels so much is he is more willing to call a spade a spade.

[Negan]

The Bears need a new team to replace them.  

[Doc Brown]

I'm not a college football guy but is him standing in the pocket forever part of his scouting report?  I feel like I'm watching a taller Zach Wilson.

[The Frankish Reich]

14 minutes ago, The Helmet of said:

Is it true that he hasn’t thrown any picks during the 9 game losing streak!!!

 

Rather than be a turnover machine he just turns turtle.

That's pretty astounding.

If you're never getting intercepted, then you aren't really trying.

[SageAgainstTheMachine]

1 minute ago, The Frankish Reich said:

That's pretty astounding.

If you're never getting intercepted, then you aren't really trying.

Like a poker player who never gets caught bluffing.

[Brianmoorman4jesus]

The Bears absolutely don’t want to win but they keep looking at the Seahawks like you MFers are going to make it impossible 

[DapperCam]

Another TNF masterpiece. 

[Malazan]

Just now, DapperCam said:

Another TNF masterpiece. 

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