NFL All-Name Team - 2024 Edition

[Big Turk]

Always fun to post some of the best names in the NFL.

 

Only rule for this is the player must have appeared on an NFL roster or practice squad during the season(post pre-season cutdown period).

 

Will start a poll once we have a full list with the names for a different position group each week so we can come up with the 1st and 2nd team for each position.

 

Incomplete list below...will redo and edit into position groups 

 

- DeMarvion Overshawn(OLB) DAL

- Osa Odighizuwa(DT) DAL

- Luiji Villain(LB) DAL

- Storm Duck(CB) MIA

- Chop Robinson(DE) MIA

- Kader Kohou(CB) MIA

- Emmanuel Ogbah(DE) MIA

- River Cracraft(WR) MIA

- D'Wayne Eskridge(WR) MIA

- Benito Jones(DT) MIA

- Da'Shawn Hand(DT) MIA

- Kool-Aid McKinstry(CB) NOR

- Divine Deablo(OLB) LV

- Ladd McConkey(WR) LAC

- DiCaprio Bootleg(CB) LAC

- Nnamdi Madubuike(DT) BAL

- Odafe Owen(LB) BAL

- Beau Brace(S) BAL

- Sanoussi Kane(S) BAL

- TJ Tampa(CB) BAL

- Breece Hall(RB) NYJ

- Malachi Corley(WR) NYJ

- Olu Fashanu(OT) NYJ

- Xavier Gipson(WR) NYJ

- Chazz Surratt(LB) NYJ

- Kene Nwangwu(RB) NYJ

- Marcelino McCrary-Ball(LB) NYJ

- Jerrick Bernard-Converse(CB) NYJ

- Quan'tez Stiggers(CB) NYJ

- Nick Chubb(RB) CLE

- Bailey Zappe(QB) CLE

- Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah(LB) CLE

- Jamari Thrash(WR) CLE

 - Zak Zinter(G) CLE

- Rex Sunahara(C) CLE

- Hakeem Adeniji(OT) CLE

- Germain Ifedi(G) CLE

- Jowon Briggs(DT) CLE

- Khaleke Hudson(LB) CLE

- Mohamoud Diabate(LB) CLE

- Chigozie Anusiem(CB) CLE

- Rock Ya-Sin(CB) SFO

- Minkah Fitzpatrick(S) PIT

- Isaiahh Loudermilk(DT) PIT

- Nick Herbig(LB) PIT

- Corliss Waitman(P) PIT

- Damontae Kazee(S) PIT

- Ayo Oyelola(S) PIT

- Shy Tuttle(DT) CAR

- Amen Ogbongbemiga(LB) CHI

- Spencer Rattler(QB) NOR

- Younghoe Koo(K) ATL

- Kyu Blu Kelly(CB) LV

- DJ Glaze(OT) LV

- Sauce Gardner(CB) NYJ

- Sedrick Van Pran-Ganger(C) BUF

- O'Cyrus Torrance(G) BUF

- Edefan Ulofoshio(LB) BUF

- Will Clapp(OT) BUF

- Te'Cory Couch(CB) BUF

- Andrei Iosivas(WR) CIN

- Erick All Jr(TE) CIN

- Drew Sample(TE) CIN

- Cal Adomitis(TE) CIN

- Maema Njongmeta(LB) CIN

- Jabril Peppers(S) NEW

- Kayshon Boutte(WR) NEW

- Ja'Lynn Polk(WR) NEW

- Yannick Ngakoue(LB) NEW

- JaMycal Hasty(RB) NEW

- Marte Mapu(S) NEW

- Jahlani Tavai(LB) NEW

- Sione Takitaki(LB) NEW

- Davon Godchaux(DE) NEW

- Lecitus Smith(C) NEW

- Sidy Sow(G) NEW

- Samaji Perine(RB) KC

- Leo Chenal(LB) KC

- Kingsley Suiamatai(OT) KC

- Creed Humphrey(C) KC

- Clyde Edwards-Helaire(RB) KC

- Nikko Remigio(WR) KC

- Chamarri Corner(CB) KC

- Malik Herring(DE) KC

- Hunter Nourzad(C) KC

- Felix Anudike-Uzomah(DE) KC

- Marlon Tuipolutu(DE) KC

 

[BillsFan130]

Storm Duck for me is definitely the most wild name

[RiotAct]

7 minutes ago, BillsFan130 said:

Storm Duck for me is definitely the most wild name

haha yeah, sounds like either a superhero or supervillain.

[MJS]

Kool-Aid isn't his real name, though. It is Ga'Quincy.

 

8 minutes ago, RiotAct said:

haha yeah, sounds like either a superhero or supervillain.

Edited 11 hours ago by MJS

[Ojolaffub]

https://www.google.com/search?q=key+and+peele&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#

[Freddie's Dead]

Look up Key & Peele All-Stars.  Former Bill Leger Douzable made the list.

[Big Turk]

2 hours ago, BillsFan130 said:

Storm Duck for me is definitely the most wild name

 

It's too bad Rachad Wildgoose didn't make it this year 🤣

[Big Turk]

4 hours ago, MJS said:

Kool-Aid isn't his real name, though. It is Ga'Quincy.

 

 

Haha, that's even better!

[Charles Romes]

Buddha Baker not good enough. Tough list to crack. 

[JohnBonhamRocks]

5 hours ago, BillsFan130 said:

Storm Duck for me is definitely the most wild name

I thought so too but DiCaprio Bootleg is making me take pause

[RochesterLifer]

The Joh Allen Experience. 

 

He's not just a man. He is an event.

[Big Turk]

I always picture Sedrick Van Pran-Ganger as a German WWII general in my head for some reason 🤣🤣

[Peace Frog]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Colon

 

[Buffalo ill]

5 hours ago, RiotAct said:

haha yeah, sounds like either a superhero or supervillain.

Metal Gear villian for sure.  Most of the bad guys in those games  had names that sounded like bad translations from Japanese to English.

23 minutes ago, Big Turk said:

I always picture Sedrick Van Pran-Ganger as a German WWII general in my head for some reason 🤣🤣

Totally a field marshal or chancellor name.

[Joe Mama]

Kareem Hunt's brother Mike and Roy Face's brother Richard (Don't call me Dick)

[QB Bills]

I've done this thought exercise with previous Bills players.

 

Mansfield Wrotto

CJ Ah You 

Ashton Youboty

Tyler Thigpen 

Nathan Peterman (not egregious, but he deserves to be on any sh!tlist when it comes to the Bills)