An embarrassing confession

[Dan Darragh]

I have to admit that I still can't get two Bills players straight in my mind:

 

#43 Terrel Bernard

#47 Christian Benford

 

For one thing I still haven't gotten used to the new numbering scheme. In my rusty worldview, 43 is not a linebacker number (although those as old as me will remember #32 Mike Curtis, an all-pro linebacker for the Baltimore Colts).

 

And the names are too similar for my addled brain to sort out.  I think (again, for the older crowd) that I'm still confused because of the famous surgeon who performed the first heart transplant, Christian Barnard, and I have that name stuck in my head. But that was back in 1967 so by now... well never mind. I forgot what I was going to say.

 

Anyway, Go Bills!  And Go Heart Transplants!

Edited 3 hours ago by Dan Darragh

[RobbRiddick]

Last week I called out Josh Allen's name during relations with my wife.

 

I hope he doesn't think I'm cheating on him.

[Dan Darragh]

57 minutes ago, RobbRiddick said:

Last week I called out Josh Allen's name during relations with my wife.

 

I hope he doesn't think I'm cheating on him.

I just say "Oh God" which is more or less the same thing.

[Doc Brown]

1 hour ago, Dan Darragh said:

I just say "Oh God" which is more or less the same thing.

Nah.  They're different.  God took Sunday's off.

[boater]

3 hours ago, Dan Darragh said:

I have to admit that I still can't get two Bills players straight in my mind:

 

For me it was Tremaine Edmunds and Tre'Davious White.

 

It's the Tre in common. Both first rounders, selected in consecutive years.