Jets Onion Article

[Dr Krentist]

https://theonion.com/more-parents-say-allowing-child-to-play-football-not-worth-risk-of-being-drafted-by-jets/

[RiotAct]

“At press time, the NFL had reportedly attempted to assuage parents’ concerns by updating helmets to remove the Jets decal.”

[stevewin]

17 minutes ago, RiotAct said:

“At press time, the NFL had reportedly attempted to assuage parents’ concerns by updating helmets to remove the Jets decal.”

This one linked below it was pretty damn funny too

https://theonion.com/dad-wishes-whole-roster-played-with-intensity-passion-of-talentless-special-teamer/

[BigDingus]

“Sure, there are positives to having your child play football, but if my son were to somehow be signed to the Jets, I don’t think I could ever forgive myself,” said local parent Lindsay Cristholm, explaining that it would only take one bad NFL draft day to completely ruin her child’s life forever.