Jets Onion Article

[Dr Krentist]

https://theonion.com/more-parents-say-allowing-child-to-play-football-not-worth-risk-of-being-drafted-by-jets/

[RiotAct]

“At press time, the NFL had reportedly attempted to assuage parents’ concerns by updating helmets to remove the Jets decal.”

[stevewin]

17 minutes ago, RiotAct said:

“At press time, the NFL had reportedly attempted to assuage parents’ concerns by updating helmets to remove the Jets decal.”

This one linked below it was pretty damn funny too

https://theonion.com/dad-wishes-whole-roster-played-with-intensity-passion-of-talentless-special-teamer/

[Gregg]

 Hopefully this mean Brick Johnson inherits the Jets from Daddy and let him be just as clueless running the team as well. If his son is really involved in the football operations, then that explains a lot as to why they remain a clown show

 

Glenn Naughton on X: "@RichCimini on his flight deck podcast: "You talk to people around the team and his (Woody's) sons, especially Brick, are kind of involved in what's going...and one source told me he (Brick) is 'very much involved' in the football operation"" / X

[Captain Hindsight]

I saw this last night, absolutely brilliant by the onion 

[Gregg]

Gastineau pissed at Favre for giving Strahan the sack record. 

 

Dov Kleiman on X: "Wild: Mark Gastineau went OFF on Brett Favre at a memorabilia show last year over Brett falling to let Michael Strahan break his sack record. “I don't care. You hurt me.” 😳😳😳 https://t.co/IBGiOqcCBv" / X

[clearwater cadet]

The dislike the jets as much as anyone, but there 1 simple truth.  Just find your self an elite QB, and all you trouble will go away.

 

 

Edited December 11, 2024 by clearwater cadet

[Big Turk]

LMAO! Cowboys are their sister dumpster fire organization run by a delusional owner in the NFC. 🤣

[wjag]

5 hours ago, Gregg said:

Gastineau pissed at Favre for giving Strahan the sack record. 

 

Dov Kleiman on X: "Wild: Mark Gastineau went OFF on Brett Favre at a memorabilia show last year over Brett falling to let Michael Strahan break his sack record. “I don't care. You hurt me.” 😳😳😳 https://t.co/IBGiOqcCBv" / X

 

Seen it.  Mark has not aged well.  He looks rough.

Edited December 11, 2024 by wjag

[GETTOTHE50]

2 minutes ago, clearwater cadet said:

The dislike the jets as much as anyone, but there 1 simple truth.  Just find your self an elite QB, and all you trouble will go away.

 

 

It’s now apparent the jets seemed to have a decent qb in darnold.

 

their dysfunction runs so deep, not even Allen, mahomes, or Lamar could help them. 

[machine gun kelly]

18 hours ago, Dr Krentist said:

https://theonion.com/more-parents-say-allowing-child-to-play-football-not-worth-risk-of-being-drafted-by-jets/

Now that’s funny.  I agree, amd would pull an Archie Manning if my son was the first overall pick.

[st pete gogolak]

2 hours ago, GETTOTHE50 said:

It’s now apparent the jets seemed to have a decent qb in darnold.

 

their dysfunction runs so deep, not even Allen, mahomes, or Lamar could help them. 

Don’t forget Geno Smith was a Jet draft pick as well.  Just waiting on Zach Wilson to have break out season.

[SoonerBillsFan]

9 hours ago, Gregg said:

Gastineau pissed at Favre for giving Strahan the sack record. 

 

Dov Kleiman on X: "Wild: Mark Gastineau went OFF on Brett Favre at a memorabilia show last year over Brett falling to let Michael Strahan break his sack record. “I don't care. You hurt me.” 😳😳😳 https://t.co/IBGiOqcCBv" / X

He is bat ****

[clearwater cadet]

6 hours ago, GETTOTHE50 said:

It’s now apparent the jets seemed to have a decent qb in darnold.

 

their dysfunction runs so deep, not even Allen, mahomes, or Lamar could help them. 

Sam is a nice story, but hes not elite.

[KCNC]

For those of you with an Athletic subscription, you really need to read the Jets article put up today about the Jets and Woody Johnson.  Really unbelievable stuff!

[CSBill]

4 minutes ago, KCNC said:

For those of you with an Athletic subscription, you really need to read the Jets article put up today about the Jets and Woody Johnson.  Really unbelievable stuff!

 

I don't (25 cents a week is not in my budget); could you just copy-and-paste it here? Thanks

[KCNC]

Here is a snippet

 

"Woody Johnson decided to do his own research.

 

The New York Jets’ owner was at his house in Palm Beach, Fla., last February, discussing potential offseason acquisitions with team decision-makers as they watched game tape. Wide receiver Jerry Jeudy, a former Denver Broncos first-round pick, flashed on the screen. Jets general manager Joe Douglas expressed interest, according to someone familiar with the meeting. Johnson took out his phone and started typing.

 

A few weeks later, Douglas and his Broncos counterpart, George Paton, were deep in negotiations for a trade that would have sent Jeudy to the Jets and given future Hall of Fame quarterback Aaron Rodgers another potential playmaker. The Broncos felt a deal was near. Then, abruptly, it all fell apart. In Denver’s executive offices, they couldn’t believe the reason why.

 

Douglas told the Broncos that Johnson didn’t want to make the trade because the owner felt Jeudy’s player rating in “Madden NFL,” the popular video game, wasn’t high enough, according to multiple league sources. The Broncos ultimately traded the receiver to the Cleveland Browns. Last Sunday, Jeudy crossed the 1,000-yard receiving mark for the first time in his career."

 

It only gets worse from there...

[DrDawkinstein]

On 12/11/2024 at 2:54 PM, clearwater cadet said:

The dislike the jets as much as anyone, but there 1 simple truth.  Just find your self an elite QB, and all you trouble will go away.

 

 

 

I think the Jets have proven (multiple times now) that isnt completely true. Which is crazy because you should be right.

[stuvian]

ergo, playing for the Jets is now considered more harmful than concussions

[JP51]

Waiting for an article to come out like this about playing hockey and getting drafted by or traded to the Sabres... oooops wrong forum LOL 😆