"Josh Allen is an alien."

[Gregg]

Herd w/Colin Cowherd on X: "Bills fall to Rams despite 6 total TD from Josh Allen... "He is the greatest QB talent I've ever seen... This franchise continues to let him down." — @ColinCowherd https://t.co/OkTRqIVW07" / X

[BuffaloBill]

22 hours ago, tomur67 said:

I thought it was hilarious that it what was coach Sean McVay's description of Josh.  Maybe, he is.

 

 

You have to wonder what kinds of magical things McVay could do with JA if McVay was coaching in B’lo.

[Captain_Quint]

4 hours ago, TBBills Fan said:

Those that know, know. 

One of the best threads ever. 

[Chandler#81]

23 hours ago, Blackbeard said:

He truly is a phenom.  I can't recall, in my 46 years watching another QB do what he does.  Consistently.   True cyborg, and extremely deserving of great things in life.  All that, and he's a gentleman, humble, and likeable.

Sorry, dude. He’s spoken for. 🤷‍♂️

[YodaMan79]

This came home from school yesterday.  It was too good to not post.  Made me think of this thread immediately.  She didn’t know how to spell Allen, so she gave it her best shot. 🤣

 

Living in the Philadelphia suburbs, I’m sure her teacher most likely doesn’t know who #17 is.  All she most likely sees is #1 jerseys. This will make me smile for a long time. 
 

[Kelly to Allen]

Allen is prime Aaron Rodgers but bigger, stronger and more mobility. It's kinda unbelievable 

[ddaryl]

is it Josh Allen, or is it Josh Alien ?  Myabe we have been spelling his name wrong the whole time

[Big Turk]

My favorite comment postgame from the Lions game was Herm Edwards on ESPN saying "Josh Allen cannot be human."

[JerseyBills]

On 12/10/2024 at 3:29 PM, Big Turk said:

Romo nicknamed his that and calls him it all the time on broadcasts.

Ya Romo was the first

[DaBillsFanSince1973]

 

Josh Allen's NFL records

 

 

Records Josh Allen has accomplished or extended in 2024

 

*First player since NFL-AFL merger with three passing and three rushing touchdowns in a game (Dec. 8, 2024 at Los Angeles Rams).

 

*First player in NFL history to record multiple career games of 340+ yards passing, 60+ yards rushing, 2+ passing touchdowns and 2+ rushing touchdowns. Allen has done it in back-to-back weeks, Dec. 15, 2024 at Detroit and Dec. 8, 2024 at Los Angeles Rams. Steve Young is the only other player to accomplish the stat line and he did it once in 1991.

 

*First quarterback in league history to record a passing, rushing and receiving touchdown in a game (Dec. 1, 2024 vs. San Francisco).

 

*First player in NFL history with at least two touchdown passes and two rushing touchdowns in consecutive games, and the first player all-time with three such games in a season.

 

*Most total touchdowns in first seven seasons (258 and counting). Patrick Mahomes (231) is second and Peyton Manning and Dan Marino are tied for third (225)

 

*Fastest player in history to 250 total touchdowns (107 games, tied with Patrick Mahomes)

 

*Most career games with at least two passing touchdowns and two rushing touchdowns (6).

 

*Most career games with three passing touchdowns and one rushing touchdown (9, shares the record with Tom Brady and Drew Brees).

 

*Most career games with three or more passing touchdowns and two rushing touchdowns (2, shares the record with Kordell Stewart)

 

*Most games in NFL history with at least 300 yards passing and 50 yards rushing (11).

 

*First player in league history with 35 or more passing and rushing touchdowns in five straight seasons (2000-2024).

Only quarterback in NFL history with multiple streaks of five-plus games with a rushing touchdown.

 

*First player record at least 25 passing touchdowns and at least 10 rushing touchdowns in consecutive seasons. Kyler Murray and Cam Newton are the only others to accomplish the feat in one season.

 

*Most career games with two passing touchdowns and one rushing touchdown (24).

 

All of the NFL records Bills QB Josh Allen has broken in 2024

 

 

[Fleezoid]

1 hour ago, YodaMan79 said:

This came home from school yesterday.  It was too good to not post.  Made me think of this thread immediately.  She didn’t know how to spell Allen, so she gave it her best shot. 🤣

 

Living in the Philadelphia suburbs, I’m sure her teacher most likely doesn’t know who #17 is.  All she most likely sees is #1 jerseys. This will make me smile for a long time. 
 

 

Why did she put Josh Alien on the French flag?

[Generic_Bills_Fan]

Aliens have lost a step 

[strive_for_five_guy]

6 hours ago, Generic_Bills_Fan said:

Aliens have lost a step 

This explains all of the recent drone sightings.  They’ve come to take Josh back.

[Augie]

22 minutes ago, strive_for_five_guy said:

This explains all of the recent drone sightings.  They’ve come to take Josh back.

 

I don’t think our snowblowers can put up much of a defense. We are still doomed…..

[Juice_32]

8 hours ago, Kelly to Allen said:

Allen is prime Aaron Rodgers but bigger, stronger and more mobility. It's kinda unbelievable 

And not a massive douche bag. But yes, physically I agree.

[nuiwek]

8 hours ago, Kelly to Allen said:

Allen is prime Aaron Rodgers but bigger, stronger and more mobility. It's kinda unbelievable 

With a bit less nutbag

[DaBillsFanSince1973]

 

[L Ron Burgundy]

We could win a super bowl even with a horrific shizer of a defense.   Because of him.  We have a good line but no other superstars.  Mvp.

[Chaos]

2 hours ago, strive_for_five_guy said:

This explains all of the recent drone sightings.  They’ve come to take Josh back.

Obviously they are bringing him energy. Not taking him back.

[MiltonWaddams]

You should all just call him by his common name, Kal El