beauty salons........love em or hate em?

[Sweats]

So, my son just passed his beautician and beauty salon schooling and is now certified in "all things beauty".........(whatever the hell that means).

 

While he was going through his schooling, i let him practice his hair cutting techniques on me and needless to say, i ended up with a lot of really bad haircuts to say the least, but i did my part in helping him along the way.

 

He wanted to quit a few times, but we encouraged him to continue, as now he is skilled with a credible certificate, and no one can take that away and it is always something he can lean on if he ever decides to try something else.

 

I've always been a "barber" guy, but because he is a "beauty salon" guy, i'm starting to lean that way.

 

Beauty salons.........love em or hate em?

[TBBills Fan]

25 minutes ago, Sweats said:

So, my son just passed his beautician and beauty salon schooling and is now certified in "all things beauty".........(whatever the hell that means).

 

While he was going through his schooling, i let him practice his hair cutting techniques on me and needless to say, i ended up with a lot of really bad haircuts to say the least, but i did my part in helping him along the way.

 

He wanted to quit a few times, but we encouraged him to continue, as now he is skilled with a credible certificate, and no one can take that away and it is always something he can lean on if he ever decides to try something else.

 

I've always been a "barber" guy, but because he is a "beauty salon" guy, i'm starting to lean that way.

 

Beauty salons.........love em or hate em?

 

 

Ex wife #1 is a cosmetologist.  

 

Put her through school for it and she is still doing it making good money. 

 

She won't wax my balls anymore since the divorce tho

[Fleezoid]

Barbera Eden turned Floyd's Barber Shop into a beauty salon. If I was there, I would have gotten my nails done 2-3 times a day. 

 

 

[frostbitmic]

Love em ... Or used to love them, haven't been to one in a long time.

 

One of my Daughters has been a cosmetologist for about 8 years and she comes over to the house to cut my wife's hair and if I'm around she'll touch me up.

[Just Jack]

Does Supercuts count as a beauty salon? 

[Johnny Hammersticks]

My daughter gives me a pedicure about once a month.  Mostly bc she is 11 and enjoys doing it, but I’ve grown accustomed to having “neat” toenails with a coat of clear nail polish. 
 

I go to Sports Clips for my haircut bc it’s just a simple low fade and I don’t want to pay $70 for that.

[Sweats]

We took my son out to a restaurant the other night to celebrate passing his schooling and i hate even mentioning it, but you have to hear this.......

 

We had a wicked snowstorm going on and there was absolutely no one in the restaurant, just us. 

At one point, i excused myself from the table and went to the washroom to have a leak (the men's and women's washrooms are back-to-back) and while i was at the urinal, i heard someone in the woman's washroom really destroying a toilet, like i'm talking really painting the walls sort of thing going on with a lot of grunting, moaning and horrifying rectal noises.

 

Of course, when i was finished i had to hang around the lobby for a few minutes to see who the hell was in there, but after about 5 minutes, it kind of made me look creepy, so i went back to the table.

 

I've never heard such noises emanating from a woman's washroom.......i find it troubling.

[Augie]

36 minutes ago, Sweats said:

We took my son out to a restaurant the other night to celebrate passing his schooling and i hate even mentioning it, but you have to hear this.......

 

We had a wicked snowstorm going on and there was absolutely no one in the restaurant, just us. 

At one point, i excused myself from the table and went to the washroom to have a leak (the men's and women's washrooms are back-to-back) and while i was at the urinal, i heard someone in the woman's washroom really destroying a toilet, like i'm talking really painting the walls sort of thing going on with a lot of grunting, moaning and horrifying rectal noises.

 

Of course, when i was finished i had to hang around the lobby for a few minutes to see who the hell was in there, but after about 5 minutes, it kind of made me look creepy, so i went back to the table.

 

I've never heard such noises emanating from a woman's washroom.......i find it troubling.

 

Freshman year of college they had a big opening weekend with beer trucks and bands. I was busy meeting guys I still text with almost daily. We hit it off, the night goes on  and the next thing you know it’s time for breakfast. After we eat they put us on buses. Buses with no restrooms. 

 

I’m in a new town, and I have no idea where we are going, but I know this bus ride is lasting FAR too long. Where the hell are we going? A bus packed with new people I’m going to spend the next 4 years with. My stomach starts really doing a thing. Do I ask them to pull over?  Do I just ask to get off?  I think you get the agony without any more detail because it’s still a bit disturbing to think about. 

 

So, eventually we pull up to some kind of camp for the day. I’m knocking people over trying to get off the bus and to the building 100 yards away….without anything “eventful” happening. I am the first one to the building and I go in the first restroom I see. It was not the men’s restroom. I did not care.

 

Sorry for dragging on, but in response to your post I had to paint the scene. Anyway, two girls come in and take the stalls on both sides of me. I promise you, nothing dainty happened in that bathroom! 😱

 

Oh, we’ve come a long way from the beauty salon! 

  

 

EDIT: If I don’t tell how I ended up in the ladies room, well that would just be creepy without some explanation.  

 

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Edited November 27 by Augie