White trash: Alabama style

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

https://abc3340.com/news/offbeat/lee-county-arrest-man-for-threatening-to-blow-up-a-ulta-beauty-store-alabama-man-threatens-beauty-store

 

[UConn James]

I’ve heard guys say that when visiting a store’s bathroom.

[frostbitmic]

I guess you had to be there to determine whether he was serious or just bad at making jokes.  He looks like a fine upstanding 'Murican to me, let him go.

[Draconator]

I like his look. Might copy it. 

[teef]

yeah...this guy looks like he likes to party.

[WotAGuy]

“In his mugshot, he had several scribbles across his face. It is not clear as to why this was the case.”

I’ll take “Batshlt Crazy” for $200 Alex….

[Mike in Horseheads]

1 hour ago, teef said:

yeah...this guy looks like he likes to party.

I bet his kids don't think he's poor

[Johnny Hammersticks]

They walk among us…

[JoeF]

I am glad the article pointed out that he is banned from Ulta Beauty for life.  Look for Ulta Beauty stock to plummet due to the loss of revenue...