The Bills beat the Chiefs because of you... (superstition/karma reasons)

[thenorthremembers]

Did a ton of yard work this weekend.  Earned the right to win.

[Freddie's Dead]

1 hour ago, Yobogoya! said:

My girlfriend is a chiefs fan (don’t get me started) and she has a little chiefs shirt she puts on her dog for game day.
 

Yesterday she put it on him early, and I let him outside with the shirt on so that he peed all over it. 
 

She tried to wash it before the game, but the karmic damage was already done. 😚

 

Let us know when you start having sex with her again.

[Steptide]

I make my 7 year old daughter say "go bills" before pretty much every offensive snap, works most of the time. Also, the bills play alot better when I don't allow my wife to talk 

[BananaB]

I played Mr. Brightside while in the shower shortly before the game. Bit of a change up for me compared to 90s gangsta rap

[Just Jack]

49 minutes ago, Steptide said:

I make my 7 year old daughter say "go bills" before pretty much every offensive snap, works most of the time. Also, the bills play alot better when I don't allow my wife to talk 

 

Do you just give her the finger to the lips "be quiet" motion, or do you go and gag/duct tape her mouth shut? 

[HIT BY SPIKES]

My Game Day MENU

[ExiledInIllinois]

I busted into my "victory pickle" (Kosher Dill BTW) early... Right before Josh's monster run.

 

"I don't want a pickle

Just want Josh to ride on his motorsickle!"

 

What could have possibly gone wrong, been in way worse pickles before! I threw caution to the wind! AND SO DID JOSH!!

 

Bit of a pickle! Never a doubt!😂 

 

[1billsnut]

I hope my actions affected the game! My wife and I flew down to South Padre Island for the weekend and watched the game at a beach bar. 
 

Amazing time, but I don’t have the funds to do this every weekend. We are counting on you guys to start a go fund me page for us to travel here every weekend…. Strictly for good Bills mojo..of course. 

[Joe Mama]

Put my fuzzy horns hat on at beginning of game. Forgot about last week until Bills were down 13-10

[Don Otreply]

Because I don’t watch live games, just follow on espn ticker and the ever infamous GAME DAY THREAD, 

 

lol 😁👍🍸🚬

[TheyCallMeAndy]

…announced that we are pregnant with a baby girl 

[teef]

...did stuff to my wife's face.

[Jeffalo]

Stayed as calm as Josh Allen each time my daughter interrupted the game to ask me a non-football related question, and there were several.  

[BUFFALOBART]

8 hours ago, Just Jack said:

How did your actions yesterday help the Bills win?  Something you ate?  Did you change your shirt at halftime?  Kick that annoying friend/relative out of the house? Stay in a Red Roof Inn and fear for your life, since your room was a crime scene?  I’ll start…

 

No Bills gear worn at all and played games on my phone while glancing up at the TV every so often.  You're welcome.  

I knew that the Bills would win, if I did not attend the game. I was correct.

     (I was on a short vacation, in the Canary Islands, so I sold my ticket for face value, to a fellow Bills fan) 🙂

[Steptide]

2 hours ago, Just Jack said:

 

Do you just give her the finger to the lips "be quiet" motion, or do you go and gag/duct tape her mouth shut? 

Not so funny story - my wife was watching the 13 seconds game with me, and after Josh threw the final td pass to Gabe, I was still a bit nervous seeing there was 13 seconds left. She kept saying "they're gonna win they're gonna win" (talking about the bills). We all know what followed. I told her she's never allowed to speak again during bills games again. Sometimes when she starts talking or asking questions, I tell her she can't talk until the game is over.

[I Am The Liquor]

I used to only wear my zubaz for home games or big playoff games.  Since the texans loss, have been wearing them every week, home or away.  GO BILLS!!!

[ExiledInIllinois]

2 hours ago, Jeffalo said:

Stayed as calm as Josh Allen each time my daughter interrupted the game to ask me a non-football related question, and there were several.  

Nice!

 

AND the Football Gods rewarded Bills Nation because of your patience!

[Don Otreply]

3 hours ago, teef said:

...did stuff to my wife's face.

You dirty man you, 

[Peace Frog]

Because I finally brought out my Josh cutout after putting it in storage after the playoff loss last year.  

Edited November 19, 2024 by Peace Frog

[CircleTheWagons99]

I stopped posting score predictions in the weekly thread. Since the Texans game.