The Bills beat the Chiefs because of you... (superstition/karma reasons)

[Just Jack]

How did your actions yesterday help the Bills win?  Something you ate?  Did you change your shirt at halftime?  Kick that annoying friend/relative out of the house? Stay in a Red Roof Inn and fear for your life, since your room was a crime scene?  I’ll start…

 

No Bills gear worn at all and played games on my phone while glancing up at the TV every so often.  You're welcome.  

[JGMcD2]

Josh Allen Hawaiian shirt. It’s now 9-0. 

[Buffalo_Stampede]

I would tell you but I’m too superstitious.

[Big Turk]

Wore my same outfit as usual...Bills sweatpants, Bills wallet in the left pocket, Bills socks, Bills slippers, Allen jersey, Bills hat on backwards. 

 

And of course I got my 17K steps in during the game as normal 😂

[Draconator]

I spilled some Tuna on the 7 of my Josh Allen Jersey while eating a open face hot Tuna Fish sandwich during the 3rd quarter. Tuna for the win! 

[Yobogoya!]

My girlfriend is a chiefs fan (don’t get me started) and she has a little chiefs shirt she puts on her dog for game day.
 

Yesterday she put it on him early, and I let him outside with the shirt on so that he peed all over it. 
 

She tried to wash it before the game, but the karmic damage was already done. 😚

[Saxum]

I went to watch with @R. Rich

[US Egg]

Engaged in an actual football conversation, or two, with my wife during the game. It concerns me.

[Bills!Win!]

We are keeping up our tradition of missing the first few minutes of every game. So far 9-0 when we do 

[YattaOkasan]

Despite stacking my team with Bills the last few years my fantasy football team is inversely correlated with Bills wins almost exactly (got a win week 3 otherwise exact opposite). I will continue blowing it for yall

[Haslett_Stomp]

Wore my lucky Dock Street Coffee Shop t-shirt and Bills hat for the 6th consecutive game.

[billvernsays]

Went to mass in the 4th quarter. You’re welcome. 

[Draconator]

18 minutes ago, US Egg said:

Engaged in an actual football conversation, or two, with my wife during the game. It concerns me.

Ever since my wife and I watched the Manning Cast a few weeks ago, whenever the Bills run, she says, "Cook ran through the B gap", etc. 

[Nephilim17]

Did NOT wear my Bruce Smith jersey which I've worn in the past for Bills games with friends.

I think it has bad juju and is tainted by the 4 SB losses. This is a new team not the great but flawed 90s team that couldn't win it all. I don't think I'll wear it on game day until we win the big one.

[SF Bills Fan]

I get nervous and don't watch key points of the games at times. After the Chiefs scored their TD to make it 21-23, I took the dog on 15 minute walk around my neighborhood. When I finished the walk and came back in, Josh Allen had just scored the TD. 

[Sweats]

Now i don't know if this means anything but my son drank all my beer and left me with nothing, like not even one beer left in the house, so i drank wine all weekend instead.

 

Now don't get me wrong, i could have gone to the store to get more beer, but i didn't out of spite, as he should be the one to buy another case, but my wife had bottles of wine laying around and i hit that hard.

 

Let's figure out some simple math.......Sweats + wine + a ham and cheese sandwich + beating KC = ........i don't honestly know what the hell it means, but i do know it worked out well for ole Sweats.

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

I refused to check the score during the game.  For the last few years, it seems if I check the scores of the Bills game more than twice, Buffalo loses.  Yesterday, I refused to even check other scores after the Bills game started.

[transient]

I know I did something. The Bills have proven they simply cannot win without my help... I only wish I knew what it was so that I could make sure I continued to do it.

 

I initially thought it was my Kyle Williams jersey, but then it went cold 2 weeks in a row despite washing the bad juju out of it so I swore off Bills swag altogether. That seemed to be the secret formula... until yesterday when I was completely oblivious to the fact that I was wearing my Bills hat and they still won.

 

Good thing they have a bye next week. Now I'm going to have to spend the next 2 weeks analyzing every little detail of my gameday routine to figure out exactly what it is. I simply refuse to accept the possibility that I had nothing to do with their victory yesterday, or even worse, none of their victories ever. 

[The 9 Isles]

They won because I talked trash about them in the game day thread. This is something that I do every time something goes wrong and it acts just like a reverse jinx. You’re welcome.  

[Freddie's Dead]

I sent a PM at the last minute to a poster in the PREDICT THE SCORE thread who always picks the opposing team, so as not to jinx the Bills.  They hadn't posted yet, but their pick came in just in time for the game.  You're welcome!

Edited Monday at 06:45 PM by Freddie's Dead