IBTG81 Posted June 23, 2005 Author Posted June 23, 2005 I like it. I like. Stay with me now. I can see it clearly now. Two young football fans share an apartment over an Asian massage parlor but don't like each other. One has a secret internet life. By day, he's a sport-stat-spouting nudnik, and by night, the most obnoxious internet sports message board poster in the history of the world! The other has a thing for telephone poles, but is also a tortured soul, imprisoned in his own world of bad relationships and crappy jobs where he's forced to listen to Christine Aguillera music and wear a hood to work.. Throw in a wacky neighbor, make one of them gay, and put a gun on the table. Madcap comedy ensues. We'll call it: Gitmo, The Baron and A Very Happy Ending. Who's with me? 366079[/snapback]
IBTG81 Posted June 23, 2005 Author Posted June 23, 2005 Are your co-workers supportive of you? 366076[/snapback] Yup. A lot of people are fed up with all the crap going on there.
Mark VI Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 New Jersey Telephone needs installers and telephone pole climbers to work on relays.
stuckincincy Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 I like it. I like. Stay with me now. I can see it clearly now. Two young football fans share an apartment over an Asian massage parlor but don't like each other. One has a secret internet life. By day, he's a sport-stat-spouting nudnik, and by night, the most obnoxious internet sports message board poster in the history of the world! The other has a thing for telephone poles, but is also a tortured soul, imprisoned in his own world of bad relationships and crappy jobs where he's forced to listen to Christine Aguillera music and wear a hood to work.. Throw in a wacky neighbor, make one of them gay, and put a gun on the table. Madcap comedy ensues. We'll call it: Gitmo, The Baron and A Very Happy Ending. Who's with me? 366079[/snapback] Wes Craven?
Alaska Darin Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 Wes Craven? 366110[/snapback] Well, there is a pinhead involved.
taterhill Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 Well, there is a pinhead involved. 366124[/snapback] The Crazy Adventures of Pinhead and Potatohead?
BF in Indiana Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 What are the odds of two Ron Jeremy avatars back to back. Don't want to take your day job LA. 366055[/snapback] Don't give up your day job to join Miss Cleo. But keep guessing...
The Plastic Cup Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 I like it. I like. Stay with me now. I can see it clearly now. Two young football fans share an apartment over an Asian massage parlor but don't like each other. One has a secret internet life. By day, he's a sport-stat-spouting nudnik, and by night, the most obnoxious internet sports message board poster in the history of the world! The other has a thing for telephone poles, but is also a tortured soul, imprisoned in his own world of bad relationships and crappy jobs where he's forced to listen to Christine Aguillera music and wear a hood to work.. Throw in a wacky neighbor, make one of them gay, and put a gun on the table. Madcap comedy ensues. We'll call it: Gitmo, The Baron and A Very Happy Ending. Who's with me? 366079[/snapback] How about just calling it "Hotpockets"? I can't wait for the episode where they go to the basketball game.
Buffal0 Bill5 Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 The Crazy Adventures of Pinhead and Potatohead? 366125[/snapback]
erynthered Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 NOW, I understand your PM. As Darin said the best time to get a job is when you have one. Keep your mouth shut and move forward. Bitchin and complaining wont help your cause Ed. Take what happened as a life experence, these things happen to 24 year olds, and 50 year olds. The best revenge is success, and dont get mad get even, apply only somewhat. Get up, and get moving Damn, I thought we taught you better than this.
TheTelephonePole Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 Episode idea: Like a Seinfeld episode many factors will come together. At the beginning of the episode the horrible human being turns horrible driver and crashes into yours truly. This knocks my stop light violation camera off kilter. Later that evening my camera which is now pointing into their apartment captures the roomie in a "private moment" much like Costanza's mom did in one Seinfeld episode. Instead of a dirty magazine, his inspiration is Mulder shutting down the Phils. Pre-climax, the roomie walks just as a 3 run Thome shot sails over the 397 sign. These events conspire to ruin the moment. I download the film to a glowing bunny who sells it a la Paris Hilton on the internet. It is entitled "One night in an absolute hell". There is only one buyer, Michael Jackson, who turns out to be more attracted to maturity level than actual age. It needs a little work I know, but it is a start.
Ghost of BiB Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 NOW, I understand your PM. As Darin said the best time to get a job is when you have one. Keep your mouth shut and move forward. Bitchin and complaining wont help your cause Ed. Take what happened as a life experence, these things happen to 24 year olds, and 50 year olds. The best revenge is success, and dont get mad get even, apply only somewhat. Get up, and get moving Damn, I thought we taught you better than this. 366173[/snapback] Crap, now I have to go read the whole thread. I'm a last post reader, as you know.
erynthered Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 Crap, now I have to go read the whole thread. I'm a last post reader, as you know. 366181[/snapback] Well, at least you'll go read the thread, VA jumps in and, well you know.........
Ghost of BiB Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 Yeah, I know, I get to be bitten by a dog in New Jersey twice in one day. Better than making two trips, though.
VABills Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 Well, at least you'll go read the thread, VA jumps in and, well you know......... 366182[/snapback] No explain it to me?
erynthered Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 No explain it to me? 366184[/snapback] Ed got laid By his employer He's pissed And he thinks BF is a Homo Got it? I've faxed you a detailed report.
mcjeff215 Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 I have the head of HR as my witness. I figure I am pretty much screwed. 366040[/snapback] Probably no chance at all. Telling him you would start looking for something new on the spot was probably a mistake, as you're really not showing any "loyalty." Yes, I know. They're not loyal to you and no one in this day and age and blah blah blah, but a display of dissatisfaction like that could be detrimental. -Jeff
kegtapr Posted June 24, 2005 Posted June 24, 2005 Here's an idea, quit your bitching and go !@#$ his wife.
ieatcrayonz Posted June 24, 2005 Posted June 24, 2005 Guess this means you'll have more time to stalk your ex.
Alaska Darin Posted June 24, 2005 Posted June 24, 2005 Guess this means you'll have more time to stalk your ex. 366217[/snapback]
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