Stupid Question about Eric Wood's nose

[RiotAct]

 

[Mikie2times]

Eric Wood, the center of the line,
Had a red nose that shined so fine!
It wasn’t just a little glow,
It lit the field from head to toe!

All of the Bills would laugh and say,
“Eric’s nose will lead the way!”
But when they saw that glowing light,
They knew he'd block with all his might!

Then one chilly game-night clear,
Coach said, “Eric, come right here!
With your red nose shining bright,
You’ll block that guy with all your might!”

Now Eric Wood, he’s in the zone,
His red nose makes him overblown,
When he blocks and breaks through the pack,
He’s lighting up the whole attack!

Now all the players cheer and shout,
“Eric’s nose helps us block it out!
He’s the toughest guy on the field,
With that red nose, we just won’t yield!”

They say that when his nose does glow,
It’s like a beacon—watch it go!
With every snap and every block,
That red nose just won’t stop!

Eric Wood, the red-nosed guy,
He’s our hero, don’t ask why!
With that red nose shining bright,
The Bills are winning every fight!

[Savage]

3 hours ago, Bills fan since 87 said:

Bourbon? That's why mine usually glows 

I concur with this.

3 hours ago, Mr. WEO said:

 

stick to the radio.  he looks awesome in that platform

There’s a reason why TV are TV people, and radio people are on the radio.

 

[BigAl2526]

I have always believed there are no stupid questions.  Now, I think I've been wrong.  

[machine gun kelly]

5 hours ago, Bills fan since 87 said:

Bourbon? That's why mine usually glows 

Guys, I’m Irish Catholic from the southtowns with most of my family in South Buffalo.  In my family we call that the Irish Glow.

 

Just like my dad has Irish Ahlzheimers.  He forgets everything, but the grudges.  Then again he is 94.

[boyst]

My favorite Eric Wood story was in Houston leaving the game and maybe 4 blocks from the stadium trying to get to the hotel we passed some guys on the corner mad at someone obviously trying to pick them up as an Uber. @Royale with Cheesewith cheese points out "hey isn't that Eric Wood?". No one had really seen his tremendous weight loss but it definitely was. He was pissed about not having a ride to his hotel with two other guys after just announcing the playoff game.

 

I shook his hand and said hello.

[DC Tom]

I normally wouldn't do this without an explicit invitation...but you asked a stupid question about Eric Wood's nose.

 

You're an idiot.

[Savage]

2 minutes ago, DC Tom said:

I normally wouldn't do this without an explicit invitation...but you asked a stupid question about Eric Wood's nose.

 

You're an idiot.

Tell us what you really think.

 

[transient]

4 hours ago, The Jokeman said:

I thought his middle name was Thurman.  

Maybe he wiped pepper on his nose making sandwiches. 

[zow2]

Maybe there’s a 5-alarm fire on the tip of his nose.  

[TBBills Fan]

 

Just kidding!

Edited 1 hour ago by TBBills Fan

[YoloinOhio]

I wonder if chiefs fans are checking out our board to see if we are crashing out over this game (our Super Bowl, ofc!) and instead see a popular thread called “stupid question about Eric wood’s nose” 

[Royale with Cheese]

1 hour ago, boyst said:

My favorite Eric Wood story was in Houston leaving the game and maybe 4 blocks from the stadium trying to get to the hotel we passed some guys on the corner mad at someone obviously trying to pick them up as an Uber. @Royale with Cheesewith cheese points out "hey isn't that Eric Wood?". No one had really seen his tremendous weight loss but it definitely was. He was pissed about not having a ride to his hotel with two other guys after just announcing the playoff game.

 

I shook his hand and said hello.

We should have let him crash with us.

[BADOLBILZ]

[boyst]

11 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said:

We should have let him crash with us.

He was not having it.  I still can't figure out why he was left to find his own way out of there after working for the bills and having to walk at least a mile to that spot. 

[Maynard]

29 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said:

I wonder if chiefs fans are checking out our board to see if we are crashing out over this game (our Super Bowl, ofc!) and instead see a popular thread called “stupid question about Eric wood’s nose” 

Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.