R. Rich Posted June 23, 2005 Author Posted June 23, 2005 A life? 365350[/snapback] Man, if only I could live the truly inspired life you live.
R. Rich Posted June 23, 2005 Author Posted June 23, 2005 Rookie. 365289[/snapback] You post whore, you. I'm counting your posts, buddy. Watch out. You must not have much of a life, wasting so much time here. Oh yeah; any suggestions on what I can get ya while I'm @ the mall?
R. Rich Posted June 23, 2005 Author Posted June 23, 2005 congrats....let me take a guess......10,000 of them were the same phrase...."Who's R.Rich" 365494[/snapback] Yeah. I often ask that of myself. I knew I couldn't hide anything from you guys. Sheer brilliance @ work.
R. Rich Posted June 23, 2005 Author Posted June 23, 2005 Maybe Hallmark has a card? 365499[/snapback] Et tu, Tomas? How did you know when to start this thread? Did Lisa count FOR you? Bring it on Big Guy! 365502[/snapback] She does most of the counting for me. Every once in a while I give it a shot. Keep lobbing 'em over, I'll smash 'em back @ you.
Alaska Darin Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 You post whore, you. I'm counting your posts, buddy. Watch out. You must not have much of a life, wasting so much time here. Oh yeah; any suggestions on what I can get ya while I'm @ the mall? 365550[/snapback] I could use a new hat.
R. Rich Posted June 23, 2005 Author Posted June 23, 2005 I could use a new hat. 365561[/snapback] Done. I'll even throw in one of those handy dandy post counters for the anal retentive.
Alaska Darin Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 Done. I'll even throw in one of those handy dandy post counters for the anal retentive. 365564[/snapback] I'm really glad we have them, you know so whenever someone is dead wrong they can pretend they have more of a life than I do because I have alot of posts on this message board.
R. Rich Posted June 23, 2005 Author Posted June 23, 2005 I'm really glad we have them, you know so whenever someone is dead wrong they can pretend they have more of a life than I do because I have alot of posts on this message board. 365573[/snapback] Aren't they great?
Alaska Darin Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 Aren't they great? 365593[/snapback] The best, Jerry. The best.
rockpile Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 Et tu, Tomas?She does most of the counting for me. Every once in a while I give it a shot. Keep lobbing 'em over, I'll smash 'em back @ you. 365558[/snapback] That was a long reply!
Dan Gross Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 How disappointing. That punk NG hits 5000 posts and his thread get 3 times as many responses in half the time as your 15,000th. Don't take it personally man...I know how sensitive you are about what the people on the message board think of you, and I just wanna say that you shouldn't equate the volume of responses to your popularity...really....though it would probably do you better if you stopped challenging everyone to spearing contests. Just a suggestion....
Thailog80 Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 That's it. I officially retire.............until the next post. 365102[/snapback] Get a life.
R. Rich Posted June 24, 2005 Author Posted June 24, 2005 That was a long reply! 366048[/snapback] Only half as long as yours.
R. Rich Posted June 24, 2005 Author Posted June 24, 2005 How disappointing. That punk NG hits 5000 posts and his thread get 3 times as many responses in half the time as your 15,000th. Don't take it personally man...I know how sensitive you are about what the people on the message board think of you, and I just wanna say that you shouldn't equate the volume of responses to your popularity...really....though it would probably do you better if you stopped challenging everyone to spearing contests. Just a suggestion.... 366059[/snapback] You're right, Dan. I guess nobody likes me here. What am I to do? "Hello? Suicide prevention?" Great. They just put me on hold...
R. Rich Posted June 24, 2005 Author Posted June 24, 2005 Get a life. 366072[/snapback] I'd try to explain the irony of posting this during the evening hours to you, but...
VABills Posted June 24, 2005 Posted June 24, 2005 You're right, Dan. I guess nobody likes me here. What am I to do? "Hello? Suicide prevention?" Great. They just put me on hold... 366437[/snapback] Didn't you get the memo?
R. Rich Posted June 24, 2005 Author Posted June 24, 2005 Didn't you get the memo? 366444[/snapback] The shredder got that one.
Dan Gross Posted June 24, 2005 Posted June 24, 2005 You're right, Dan. I guess nobody likes me here. What am I to do? "Hello? Suicide prevention?" Great. They just put me on hold... 366437[/snapback] I just read somewhere that some city is cutting back on the hours of their suicide prevention hotline. Can you imagine the message on the machine? Maybe they should have an "automated assistant" for those hours: "If you are currently ready to commit suicide, press one. If you are only considering it, please call us between the hours of 8 am and 8 pm." <BEEP> "If you are attempting to commit suicide by hanging yourself, press one. Drug overdose, press two. Shooting yourself, press three. Jumping from a..." <BEEP> "Please put the gun down while we talk. Why do you think suicide is the answer? If for financial reasons, press one. If for family or other relationship reasons, press two. If for medical rea..." *BLAM* Caller: "Well, I'll have to buy a new phone now but I feel much better..."
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