Tom Brady learns to skate

[PromoTheRobot]

He'll be a Bruin by March. 😁

 

Seriously, all football players should add skating to their training regimen. You'd see far fewer ankle injuries. 

 

 

 

[SageAgainstTheMachine]

I gotta say, I respect a professional athlete who will voluntarily show themselves looking physically awkward.

[PromoTheRobot]

11 minutes ago, SageAgainstTheMachine said:

I gotta say, I respect a professional athlete who will voluntarily show themselves looking physically awkward.

If that's Day 1 for Tom, he'll be fine.

[Blackbeard]

Tom is growing on me.  
 

still hate the pats tho. 

[Big Turk]

I still don't know how to skate and I was born and raised in Buffalo.

 

Was teased mercilessly growing up because of it too...while all my friends were skating around playing hockey on random ponds, I was out there in my sneakers or boots and being spun around like a top 😂😂

[Simon]

 

Nice pants, spaz.

I bet he wore spandex when he learned to ride a bike.

Props to whoever made him use a toddler sized skate trainer. 

 

 

[US Egg]

I’m beginning to think he’s human.

[SoMAn]

I skated as a kid through teen years. I could do stops and skate backwards, but was never great. I had siblings who were competitive skaters and hockey players. I had issues with feet cramping up. But I could skate just ok.
So, after many years not lacing up, I rented some Ill-fitting skates at NYC Central Park Wollman Rink during a Christmas visit in 2009.  
Age, weight, and absence of any muscle memory took their toll. I couldn’t have looked more stiff and awkward. Think Adrian in Rocky I.  Standing on those blades seemed like the most unnatural thing a human could attempt. 
It was captured on video tape for all to enjoy when I’m long gone. 
Life lesson: leave the glory days where they belong-in the past. 
 

Edited November 2, 2024 by SoMAn

[Simon]

3 minutes ago, SoMAn said:

It was captured on video tape for all to enjoy when I’m long gone. 

 

We don't want to wait that long; you should post it now. 

[PonyBoy]

 

That cart he has is what I use to take a pee break during halftime of Bills games. 

 

I can relate, it was awkward at first, but now I'm like a pro. 😀🍻

[Fleezoid]

[Don Otreply]

2 hours ago, PromoTheRobot said:

He'll be a Bruin by March. 😁

 

Seriously, all football players should add skating to their training regimen. You'd see far fewer ankle injuries. 

 

 

 

Working on his caboose…, 

[Fleezoid]

Tom is training to be a Caboose in a new running of the musical Starlight Express. 

 

 

[Rubes]

1 hour ago, Simon said:

 

We don't want to wait that long; you should post it now. 

I think he’s waiting until there aren’t any video tape players anymore…

 

[RobbRiddick]

3 hours ago, PromoTheRobot said:

He'll be a Bruin by March. 😁

 

Seriously, all football players should add skating to their training regimen. You'd see far fewer ankle injuries. 

 

 

 

But Ricky Balboa said skating was bad for the ankles

[Bills!Win!]

Tom most likely spent his whole life obsessing about football which made him become so great. I wouldn’t be surprised if there are a lot of things he can’t do that normal people can.

[stevewin]

Lots of experience skating around the rules

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

4 hours ago, SoMAn said:

I couldn’t have looked more stiff

 

[Mikie2times]

6 hours ago, Blackbeard said:

Tom is growing on me.  
 

still hate the pats tho. 

By most accounts he is a very good guy. But certainly not hard to hate the football player. 

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

Probably took the training chair from some little kid who really needed it. 🤨