Sweats Posted October 31 Posted October 31 Many years ago when i was working a lot out of town and around various parts of the country (we were doing renovations at different hospitals to bring their morgues up to code as per the new legislation) and as often times happens, the boys would have some free time in the evenings after work to do some drinking and get into some mischief. The game that started up every night at the bars was the "dog fight"........every guy put in $20 at the beginning of the night and whoever took home the ugliest girl, got the pot and sometimes that pot would hit anywhere between $200-$300 a night. It always seemed that "ole Tex" won that thing every night. He did his research, man.......he kept notes, graphs, pie charts, what have you and walked away with an average of $200/per night........also walked away with some real nasty ladies as well. I honestly thought i would have had better odds to win, as i am not pleasant to look at, but i never won even once. Dog fights.......love em or hate em? Quote
Fleezoid Posted October 31 Posted October 31 5 minutes ago, Augie said: I prefer piss stained mattresses. That's probably where they ended up with the ugly girl. I think I would have just said, 'somebody else can take the 200 bucks. I'll just hang till last call'. Quote
Sweats Posted October 31 Author Posted October 31 40 minutes ago, Fleezoid said: That's probably where they ended up with the ugly girl. I think I would have just said, 'somebody else can take the 200 bucks. I'll just hang till last call'. You see, 40 years ago our pay cheques were only about $450/week, so if given the opportunity to make $200/night from banging ugly ladies, that is a huge potential cash cow, so to speak. 1 1 Quote
Sweats Posted October 31 Author Posted October 31 1 hour ago, Augie said: I prefer piss stained mattresses. You play your cards right and a dog fight could eventually lead to a piss-stained mattress.......that's a fun night right there. 1 1 1 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 31 Posted October 31 How about combining the two. Watersports.... Love 'em or hate 'em? @Augie Quote
Sweats Posted October 31 Author Posted October 31 19 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: How about combining the two. Watersports.... Love 'em or hate 'em? @Augie That's not bad, but I'm thinking more along the lines of "Bedroom Olympics........love em or hate em", combining the ever-popular ugly girl montage/dog fights with the simplistic, operatic mattress dredging downpour barrage. You televise and sponsor that back-alley sporting event and it's sure to be a fan favorite. Fun for the whole family right there. Quote
TheCockSportif Posted October 31 Posted October 31 (edited) I prefer shoddy mattresses and causing intestinal distress when I make Indian food for some. "Being fired out of a cannon: Yes or NO?" seems like a solid poll. Also, make sure that RON MEXICO becomes a part of this thread. Edited October 31 by TheCockSportif Quote
AlCowlingsTaxiService Posted October 31 Posted October 31 How did you decide on the definition of ugly? One mans trash is another mans treasure ya know Quote
Greybeard Posted November 1 Posted November 1 On 10/31/2024 at 12:54 PM, Sweats said: Many years ago when i was working a lot out of town and around various parts of the country (we were doing renovations at different hospitals to bring their morgues up to code as per the new legislation) and as often times happens, the boys would have some free time in the evenings after work to do some drinking and get into some mischief. The game that started up every night at the bars was the "dog fight"........every guy put in $20 at the beginning of the night and whoever took home the ugliest girl, got the pot and sometimes that pot would hit anywhere between $200-$300 a night. It always seemed that "ole Tex" won that thing every night. He did his research, man.......he kept notes, graphs, pie charts, what have you and walked away with an average of $200/per night........also walked away with some real nasty ladies as well. I honestly thought i would have had better odds to win, as i am not pleasant to look at, but i never won even once. Dog fights.......love em or hate em? You know, the women were playing the same game. Why do you think Tex won every night? 3 1 Quote
Sweats Posted November 2 Author Posted November 2 5 hours ago, Greybeard said: You know, the women were playing the same game. Why do you think Tex won every night? Well, looking back on it, Tex was definitely not a good looking man. Interesting.......interesting indeed. 1 Quote
Sweats Posted November 2 Author Posted November 2 4 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: Just not right. Oh, there was nothing right about it. You put 10-15 drunken construction workers 8 hours from home for weeks on end and you wouldn't believe the stuff you come up with. Bar brawls, jail cells, strippers, dog fights, etc.........fun for the whole family, guy. Quote
Bad Things Posted November 2 Posted November 2 (edited) So, is this going to be your "thing" now? Are you trying to be the new Andy Rooney? "Sweats posts... love em or hate em?" Edited November 2 by Bad Things Quote
US Egg Posted November 2 Posted November 2 7 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: Just not right. Like the nights Ole’ Tex struck out and they ante upped for him? Quote
Irv Posted November 2 Posted November 2 Morgue codes? It’s not like anyone could die again. Really cold Uh. I don’t know. Quote
sherpa Posted November 2 Posted November 2 Love 'em. The most fun you can have. Favorite is an F-18 vs an F-15. 40 mile head on set up. No radar missiles. Only tail quarter heaters or guns. 1 Quote
Sweats Posted November 2 Author Posted November 2 1 hour ago, Irv said: Morgue codes? It’s not like anyone could die again. Really cold Uh. I don’t know. About 35-40 years ago, hospitals were enforced by law to upgrade their morgues to new code standards. Up until that point, morgues were a "free for all". To not get too gross about it, i'll explain..... When autopsies were performed, the blood, piss, body residual pieces (blood and guts), etc. were washed and scraped from the tables onto the floor, where this all got mopped up and pushed into a floor drain, where it eventually made its way to the sanitary sub stations for processing. The problem was that residual body pieces (blood, guts) don't break down like piss and ****, so it was clogging up the screens and filters. The new codes by law made it illegal to push anything from an autopsy table to a floor drain and everything has to now go to a "holding tank" and gets pumped out once a month. The construction we had to do was completely rip out all the plumbing and renovate the morgues to the new standards. 1 Quote
Wacka Posted November 5 Posted November 5 Did those dog fights lead to any cat fights before the bar closed? 1 Quote
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