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Dog Fights........love em or hate em?


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Many years ago when i was working a lot out of town and around various parts of the country (we were doing renovations at different hospitals to bring their morgues up to code as per the new legislation) and as often times happens, the boys would have some free time in the evenings after work to do some drinking and get into some mischief.

 

The game that started up every night at the bars was the "dog fight"........every guy put in $20 at the beginning of the night and whoever took home the ugliest girl, got the pot and sometimes that pot would hit anywhere between $200-$300 a night.

It always seemed that "ole Tex" won that thing every night. He did his research, man.......he kept notes, graphs, pie charts, what have you and walked away with an average of $200/per night........also walked away with some real nasty ladies as well.

 

I honestly thought i would have had better odds to win, as i am not pleasant to look at, but i never won even once.

 

Dog fights.......love em or hate em?

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5 minutes ago, Augie said:

I prefer piss stained mattresses. 

 

That's probably where they ended up with the ugly girl. 

 

I think I would have just said, 'somebody else can take the 200 bucks. I'll just hang till last call'. 

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40 minutes ago, Fleezoid said:

 

That's probably where they ended up with the ugly girl. 

 

I think I would have just said, 'somebody else can take the 200 bucks. I'll just hang till last call'. 

 

 

 

You see, 40 years ago our pay cheques were only about $450/week, so if given the opportunity to make $200/night from banging ugly ladies, that is a huge potential cash cow, so to speak.

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1 hour ago, Augie said:

I prefer piss stained mattresses. 

 

 

 

 

You play your cards right and a dog fight could eventually lead to a piss-stained mattress.......that's a fun night right there.

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19 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

How about combining the two.

 

Watersports.... Love 'em or hate 'em?

 

@Augie

 

 

 

That's not bad, but I'm thinking more along the lines of "Bedroom Olympics........love em or hate em", combining the ever-popular ugly girl montage/dog fights with the simplistic, operatic mattress dredging downpour barrage.

You televise and sponsor that back-alley sporting event and it's sure to be a fan favorite.

 

Fun for the whole family right there.

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I prefer shoddy mattresses and causing intestinal distress when I make Indian food for some.

 

"Being fired out of a cannon: Yes or NO?"  seems like a solid poll.

 

Also, make sure that RON MEXICO becomes a part of this thread.

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