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2 minutes ago, thenorthremembers said:

CJ Strouds pocket awareness is akin to Stevie Wonders driving ability.

 

You do know Stevie plays golf?

 

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As The Web Turns: Golfing with Stevie

 

Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Stevie mentions that they ought to get together and play a few holes.

"You play golf!?" asks Jack.

Stevie says, "Yes, I have been playing for years."

"But I thought you were blind; how can you play golf if you are blind?" Jack asks.

"I get my caddie to stand in the middle of the fairway and he calls to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him, then when I get to where the ball lands the caddie moves to the green or further down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice," explains Stevie.

"But how do you putt?" Nicklaus wondered.

"Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddie to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball to the sound of his voice."

Nicklaus says, "What is your handicap?"

"Well, I play off scratch," Stevie assures Jack. Nicklaus is incredulous and says to Stevie, "We must play a game sometime."

Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously so I only play for money, and I never play for less than $100,000 a hole."

Nicklaus thinks it over and says, "Ok, I'm up for that. When would you like to play?"

"I don't care - any night next week is ok with me."

 

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Betting is so funny to me. Literally everything goes your way or nothing does. It will swing for weeks like this. Time left for the Jets to F it up but what a break if you have the Jets spread. 

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Just now, PromoTheRobot said:

I cannot believe the Texans are 6-2. That can't be for real.

They have lost their only two decent receivers.  And their kicker has now missed two kicks that he usually makes.

 

they aren’t a super impressive 6-2 team, but their are better than this game shows 

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2 minutes ago, DapperCam said:

That was kind of a weak call on that roughing the snapper. Usually they only call that if they jump up and over the snapper which he didn’t do.

No, it's not. You aren't allowed to make contact with the snapper. He is a protected player in that sense. 

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