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Aaron Rodgers has found the fountain of youth


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His fountain of youth will be his imminent retirement, after this year is over.

 

Yes, he will do the inevitable, leave the team and nation waiting on pins and needles (no one will care) as long as he can, as no one loves attention more, but it is coming.

 

You can see it in his face, eyes, body language, and after every hit, interception, bad play--and loss after loss after loss.

 

Hoping for a Texans win tonight, even though we should be rooting for the jets.

 

 

 

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Ya know, I was just saying last week while watching the 1pm NYJ vs NE game "Ya know what this Jets team is missing, cayenne pepper!" Everybody at our party laughed at me. But they don't know ball.

Who is laughing now Steve! WHO IS LAUGHING NOW!!!!

7 minutes ago, The Jokeman said:

Meanwhile Tom Brady uses HGH. 

 

It occured to me that this could be one of those pre-emptive cover up situations where Rodgers may test positive for something and he gaslights people by saying "It is just medicine, totally not steroids, extremely high levels of cayenne pepper and other natural medicines can trigger a positive test for xxx". 

Rodgers kind of reminds me of one of those preachers who screams about gay people burning in hell, only to find out he spends every Saturday covered in glitter at the Cathode Ray. He is that, but it's whale sperm/HGH. 

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2 hours ago, Utah John said:

What we need now is for the Jets to get four or five wins the rest of the season, just enough to stiffen Woody's resolve to keep Rodgers around, and enough to keep the Jets far enough down the draft board that they can't get a really good rookie for next year.  It's all about how stiff Woody's resolve is.


I see what you did there!! 😉

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The capsaicin in cayenne pepper does have potent anti-inflammatory properties. 
 

I don’t think it can reverse the aging process though. I wonder what’s the therapeutic dose to improve on a career worst passer rating? 🤔 😅 

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One of the best things about this season has been seeing the Jets fall apart again. Even more so than most seasons. I love watching clips of Jets fans losing their minds every time they lose. It's even more fun than the Dolphins fans crying about being crap

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24 minutes ago, RobbRiddick said:

One of the best things about this season has been seeing the Jets fall apart again. Even more so than most seasons. I love watching clips of Jets fans losing their minds every time they lose. It's even more fun than the Dolphins fans crying about being crap

 

 

I kind of hope the Jets win, but it's like 9 to 7, Rodgers looks like absolute dog ***** and they get super lucky by having houston making a ton of mistakes and Stroud playing like *****. It'll maybe give them a glimmer of hope and then they go get stomped by the cardinals.

 

I love watching both those fan bases be miserable.

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2 hours ago, RoyBatty is alive said:

What would sports media do without this  blowhard, it would ruin Pat Maccaffee am,d Mike Greenberg, then they would have to pray the Cowboys continue to flounder and Jerry Jones mistakes.

The non stop Cowboys coverage drives me insane. Even when they're bad I still find them and everything about them boring. The Jets are different, they're like the Cheers of the NFL, rarely make me laugh out loud but always put a smile on my face. 

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