piss stained mattresses........love em or hate em?

[TheCockSportif]

35 minutes ago, Sweats said:

 

 

 

Indian food, well that'll do it.........your lucky not every sink, bathtub, toilet, trash can, etc. was full

If you do it right (which we do), no toilet is harmed in the the creation of the meal.

[Augie]

21 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

That’s kind of what I was driving at.  When my wife and I first moved in together, I had a cat and she had a small dog.  After a few days we noticed that the cat was pissing all over the place including on the couches and on the bed.  Cats and dogs can both be vindictive little a-holes.

 

My current pup is almost 18 months old. Right around the time we started trusting her a little and leaving her out of the crate when we went out briefly we had an issue. A pissed off puppy!  We have a rough routine, and the dogs generally get a trip to the park late morning. Well, I had something to do first, and it was too hot to take them. The park would be next. 

 

When I got home I found our bedroom carpet not only shredded at the threshold, but she had torn it away from the tack strip revealing about a third of the room. She was determined to get her damn energy out!  She’s much better now that she survived that event.  I love them to death, but they also need a healthy fear. She was a slow learner, but we made a deal and she’s going to make up for it with sweetness. 

Edited 16 hours ago by Augie

[PastaJoe]

11 minutes ago, Sweats said:

 

 

 

That's what my wife suspects.

She thinks when we moved to our new house that our 2 dogs took turns "marking their new territory" on the spare bed and because both of the dogs are domineering, as soon as one pisses somewhere, the other one pisses right over top of the other one to brand the new scent. 

 

We have seen the dogs do this in the yard all the time, so it might only make sense if they marked the house as well.

Show your dogs who’s the alpha and mark your territory.

[TBBills Fan]

5 hours ago, Sweats said:

So, last week i had Covid and because i was sick, i slept the whole week in our spare room. This bed has always only been used for guests, however, when i decided i would sleep in the spare room, i changed the sheets and discovered piss stains galore on the mattress. Like, i'm talking someone had a real bladder problem......and also neglected to say anything.

I ran through the roll-a-dex in my mind of all the people that slept in the spare room.

 

The list of suspects are as follows.....

* My brother-in-law

* My sister-in-law

* My father-in-law

* My mother-in-law

 

(do you see a pattern here?)

 

I'll get to the bottom of this, i assure you.

I will not rest until i find out who it is (i won't rest on that piss-stained mattress anyways).

 

Piss-stained mattresses........love em or hate em?

I'm noticing a pattern with you. 

 

I think there is an option 5: the guy who dropped a deuce on your desk 

 

Motive and history leads me to the only conclusion 

 

The real mystery is who is letting him in?  You have a mole on the inside 

[frostbitmic]

6 hours ago, Sweats said:

So, last week i had Covid and because i was sick, i slept the whole week in our spare room. This bed has always only been used for guests, however, when i decided i would sleep in the spare room, i changed the sheets and discovered piss stains galore on the mattress. Like, i'm talking someone had a real bladder problem......and also neglected to say anything.

I ran through the roll-a-dex in my mind of all the people that slept in the spare room.

 

The list of suspects are as follows.....

* My brother-in-law

* My sister-in-law

* My father-in-law

* My mother-in-law

 

(do you see a pattern here?)

 

I'll get to the bottom of this, i assure you.

I will not rest until i find out who it is (i won't rest on that piss-stained mattress anyways).

 

Piss-stained mattresses........love em or hate em?

Why were you changing the sheets, isn't that the servants job ?

 

Anyway, if it were the in laws marking your house they had to be in on it together or they'd just wet each other.

[Bad Things]

8 hours ago, Sweats said:

So, last week i had Covid and because i was sick, i slept the whole week in our spare room. This bed has always only been used for guests, however, when i decided i would sleep in the spare room, i changed the sheets and discovered piss stains galore on the mattress. Like, i'm talking someone had a real bladder problem......and also neglected to say anything.

I ran through the roll-a-dex in my mind of all the people that slept in the spare room.

 

The list of suspects are as follows.....

* My brother-in-law

* My sister-in-law

* My father-in-law

* My mother-in-law

 

(do you see a pattern here?)

 

I'll get to the bottom of this, i assure you.

I will not rest until i find out who it is (i won't rest on that piss-stained mattress anyways).

 

Piss-stained mattresses........love em or hate em?

 

How often do you change your sheets?

DIdn't you notice anything in between changes?

 

This has got to be top 10 strangest threads I've ever seen on this board, and I've seen some doozies.

[Mike in Horseheads]

Maybe it was excessive sex stains

[Sweats]

6 hours ago, Bad Things said:

 

How often do you change your sheets?

DIdn't you notice anything in between changes?

 

This has got to be top 10 strangest threads I've ever seen on this board, and I've seen some doozies.

 

 

 

I don't often change the sheets on the spare bed in the spare room unless people are coming to visit for a while and stay at the house.......no one but guests stay in the spare room and that is few and far between.

[Sweats]

15 hours ago, Augie said:

 

My son and his wife had to get rid of her cat when they brought home their first child. Damn cat was pissing all over the beds! Oh, and they needed new mattresses, and those are NOT cheap! Cat urine is “special” with that stink. 

 

 

 

A couple of years back i had to do some work out of town and stayed on my sister's couch for a summer. She is definitely a "crazy cat lady" who takes in strays all the time. There were about 12 cats running around, pissing all over the place and all over everything......it was friggin gross, man.

The smell alone was horrendous and every 2-3 days i was washing everything i owned.

 

I can't believe i made it through the whole summer like that and when the work was finally over, nearly 3/4 of my clothes were thrown in the garbage before i even came back home.

 

I told my wife, "Never again......i would rather sleep on the street than go through that again".

[Wacka]

17 hours ago, Sweats said:

 

Piss-stained mattresses........love em or hate em?

Depends.😀

[Irv]

16 hours ago, Augie said:

 

One of our buddies in college stumbled out of a bar late and walked up the road to some friends to sleep it off. He went to the wrong house and woke up with an older lady and her grown son standing over him. He had pissed their couch. Slightly awkward, I’m guessing. Lock your doors!!! 

 

WTF? Can you finally stop talking about this?  I've apologized a hundred times.  

 

Yours,

Chad Kelly